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Song Parodies -> "Discovery Of The Sorcerer's Stone"

Original Song Title:

"One World (Not Three)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Discovery Of The Sorcerer's Stone"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my 8th Harry Potter parody of a song from "Ghost In the Machine." This is about when Hermione finds out about the Sorcerer's Stone in a book.
One stone is enough
For eternity
One stone has been found
By Hermione

This stone's a forever life potion
Which is Nicholas Flamel's great invention
If I find this red stone, I will soon be free
To protect the stone from thievery

One stone is enough
For eternity
One stone has been found
By Hermione

We'll find a secret path tomorrow
Today, we'll ace some tests in a row
Theft of the stone is a big no-no
That's why we'll find the stone tomorrow

One stone is enough
For eternity
One stone has been found
By Hermione

We will all go save the school
From whosoever mean and cruel
This big dog makes me sick
Like treatin' me like a big stick

One stone is enough
For eternity
One stone has been found
By Hermione

This big dog always starts to creep
And protects the stone for its keep
One song will put the dog right to sleep
And we'll take the stone from its keep

One stone is enough
For eternity
One stone has been found
By Hermione

Flamel may have to throw the stone away
And he'll really die of old age someday

One stone is enough
For eternity
One stone has been found
By Hermione.....

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???????????? - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
555s on this, i guess.
Agrimorfee - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Missed this the first time...wow, this is an old one. 555.

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