Though I tried to listen to them, I would always make fun of them, in my mind
Everytime those songs are playing, from those lyrics I'd be straying, Everytime

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Every little song I hear I trash it, every single time I parody
I always take the lyrics and re-hash it, and I try to make it sound funny

Yes, it seems I like to poke fun, at a thousand different songs, like Weird Al
Though some say those songs I ruin, it's just something I like doing, can't you tell?
(Chorus)

What I do is take a song, and write the lyrics out
And come up with a different theme, and twist the words about
But sometimes I can't make words fit, as I try to make it rhyme
And at times I make sense of it, if I give it lots of time
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Oh yea, oh yea, every little song, every little tune, every little song I hear I trash it,
Trash it, wreck it, smash it, screw it, do it, desecrate it
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no