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Song Parodies -> "Every Little Song I Hear I Trash It"

Original Song Title:

"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Every Little Song I Hear I Trash It"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

Though I tried to listen to them, I would always make fun of them, in my mind
Everytime those songs are playing, from those lyrics I'd be straying, Everytime

Every little song I hear I trash it, every single time I parody
I always take the lyrics and re-hash it, and I try to make it sound funny

Yes, it seems I like to poke fun, at a thousand different songs, like Weird Al
Though some say those songs I ruin, it's just something I like doing, can't you tell?

What I do is take a song, and write the lyrics out
And come up with a different theme, and twist the words about
But sometimes I can't make words fit, as I try to make it rhyme
And at times I make sense of it, if I give it lots of time

Oh yea, oh yea, every little song, every little tune, every little song I hear I trash it,
Trash it, wreck it, smash it, screw it, do it, desecrate it
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 18

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 5   17

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Mikey Squirrel - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Now I'm surprised nobody has left comments for this one yet. I mean, come on people! This one is all about the fine art of parodying! Oh well.. I guess I'll go back to eating my corkboard now...mmmph chomp chomp mmm
Johnny D - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(Ego Parody Contest) HEY THIS IS REALLY GOOD --- 555 from me --- come on, people, check this one out!
Rick C - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(Ego Parody Contest) Nicely done, Mikey..555
Scathe - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(EGO) Spoken like a parody writer.
Stuart McArthur - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(EGO) - I LOL'ed at the title, Mikey - and an accurate version of the creative/destructive process
Claude Prez - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good; the chorus worked especially well.
Kristof Robertson - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(EGO) Really, really well done, Mikey! A great description of your mad methodology. 555
Arwen - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
EGO--I liked this...I agree with Claude that that chorus is super strong!
Jeff Reuben - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
EGO: Reminds me of my entry :P Just kidding, very good job!
Agrimorfee - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I liked it quite a bit. You forgot the last thing that everone else forgets: that little barely heard coda Sting sings about the "big enough umbrella, but it's me that ends up getting wet." Anyhoo...
Rex - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Keep on trashin'!
Syncronos - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, I know my wife's gonna kick my @$$ for this: this is OUR song, and I'm voting 555 after you trashed it. Funny!
Matthias - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I wish you did more varity with the chorus, but it wasn't bad.
bobpiecheese - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Short, simple, and to the point. I love it!
Below Average Dave - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) So Short, yet so creative. . .I have to kinda echo Matthias on this one, but I thought it was a great idea.
Jack Wilson - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Ditto Matthias, but this was still awesome!
Kristof Robertson - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You've perfectly described the parodist's curse, Mikey...the inability to listen to a song without trying to rewrite it in your mind. Insightful and fun. 555
Cat - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Preach it, brother!! This should be one of, if not the, AmIRight Anthem.

And the whole just writing "chorus" thing does still bug me, but you've come so far since then it's ridiculous, Mikey.

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