Song Parodies ->Authors -> Mikey Squirrel
A long time ago, in a dense, dark forest far, far away...
Mikey Squirrel is the cutesy alter-ego name for parodist Mike Gilliland, who, at a young age, had developed a knack for satire when he altered lyrics for many harmless nursery rhymes. His parents, seeing how disturbed he was, decided not to encourage this 'silly' behavior and just wanted to have a normal son. Well, it didn't work.
Mike had found inspiration through a publication called MAD magazine and his dad's National Lampoon collection. Throughout school, he had found himself many times in trouble when he kept altering the images in his textbooks and changing the names of the teachers. He had often traded his lunches for Wacky Packages stickers.
After hearing Weird Al Yankovich singing "My Bologna", Mike knew what he must do - eat a bologna sandwich. While eating this particular sandwich, he then decided that maybe he can parody songs too. Since then, Mike had continuously drove people crazy by altering lyrics of many popular songs, until he realized that it wasn't getting him any chicks.
Now married, Mikey decided to create his alter-ego Mikey Squirrel to be the alias of his parody writing so if anyone thought he was a little too crazy, he can blame the squirrel. Since then he created his parody website, Squirrelbait, where he can share all his madness with a bunch of faceless strangers over the internet. In May of 2005 he started submitting his work to AmIRight, where his ego could be stroked or deflated by other parodists.
And that's about it... sort of...
May the farce be with you.
Song Parodies -> Recordings 
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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| We Didn't Start The Star Wars | We Didn't Start The Fire | Billy Joel | 2007-04-30 |
| Flintstone Cartoon | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | 2007-06-09 |
| Mikey The Squirrel's Night Before Christmas | Twas The Night Before Christmas | Clement Clark Moore | 2007-12-25 |
| House Of The Raisin Bran | House Of The Rising Sun | The Animals | 2008-02-11 |
| Taco Bell | Kokomo | Beach Boys | 2008-02-20 |
| Mos Eisley Cantina | Hotel California | The Eagles | 2008-03-04 |
| The Stripper Takes It Off | The Winner Takes It All | Abba | 2008-03-23 |
| Nintendo 64 | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 2008-05-06 |
| Emperor Palpatine | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 2008-05-28 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| You Spin Me Round (Like The Wheel Of Fortune) | You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) | Dead Or Alive | 4.9 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 866 | |
| I Need Underwear | Handle With Care | Traveling Wilburys | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 342 | |
| California Squirrels | California Girls | Beach Boys / David Lee Roth | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 166 | |
| Jedi | Lodi | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 122 | |
| Happy Days | Purple Haze | Jimi Hendrix | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 172 | |
| Since I Don't Have Booze | Since I Don't Have You | Skyliners / Guns N Roses | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 136 | |
| Nintendo 64 | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 224 | |
| Bran Gives Me Runs | Band On The Run | Paul McCartney | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 131 | |
| Out Of Style Socks | Crocodile Rock | Elton John | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 158 | |
| Life's Been Weird | Life's Been Good | Joe Walsh | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 434 | |
| Nobody Writes Me Letters | Nobody Does It Better | Carly Simon | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 159 | |
| Slowdown | Showdown | E.L.O. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| Load Of Laundry | The Weight | The Band | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 178 | |
| Every Little Song I Hear I Trash It | Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic | The Police | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 234 | |
| Taco Bell | Kokomo | Beach Boys | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 361 | |
| My Aroma | My Sharona | The Knack | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 150 | |
| Run Over You | Run To You | Bryan Adams | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 168 | |
| Steak Fajita Half Price Night | Sausalito Summernight | Deisel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 216 | |
| Baked On Grease | Take On Me | A-Ha | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 252 | |
| Are You Gonna Go Away? | Are You Gonna Go My Way? | Lenny Kravitz | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 206 | |
| Punch Me | Pinch Me | Barenaked Ladies | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 130 | |
| Shop EBay | Rock DJ | Robbie Williams | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 175 | |
| Tang | Slang | Def Leppard | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 135 | |
| We Didn't Start The Star Wars | We Didn't Start The Fire | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 1046 | |
| Constipated | Complicated | Avril Lavigne | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 511 | |
| Hot Dog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 165 | |
| All You Ever Do Is Scream | All I Have To Do Is Dream | Everley Brothers | 4.3 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 227 | |
| I Shop At Wal-Mart | I Am The Walrus | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 257 | |
| Mild Wings | Wild Thing | The Troggs | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 155 | |
| Kittycat's Rhapsody (For cat lovers!) | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.5 | 485 | |
| Smoke A Little Spliff | Give A Little Bit | Supertramp | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 385 | |
| Pajamas | Jammin | Bob Marley | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.9 | 172 | |
| Telephone Bills | Telephone Line | E.L.O. | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 190 | |
| Wish I Had Hair | Wish You Were Here | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Grass In Pocket (I'm Stoned) | Brass In Pocket (I'm Special) | Pretenders | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 164 | |
| Jello | Hello | Lionel Richie | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 270 | |
| Lando's Confusion | Land Of Confusion | Genesis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 168 | |
| Cupboards That Are Made Out Of Pine | Lovers In A Dangerous Time | Bruce Cockburn / Barenaked Ladies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| Drink And Drive | Touch And Go | The Cars | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 151 | |
| Make Me Breakfast | (Make Me) Breathless | The Coors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| I Need Gravy | Be My Baby | The Ronettes | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 164 | |
| I Snapped Your Bra | I Fought The Law | Bobby Fuller Four | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| House Flooded | Hot Blooded | Foriegner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 187 | |
| Mos Eisley Cantina | Hotel California | The Eagles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 516 | |
| Ex-Lax | Relax | Frankie Goes To Hollywood | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 165 | |
| Somebody's Eating My Cheerios | Spirits In The Material World | The Police | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 127 | |
| You Got Perspiration | You're The Inspiration | Chicago | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 168 | |
| Dagobah | Dragula | Rob Zombie | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 206 | |
| I Would Do Anything For Drugs (But I Won't Do Crac | I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) | Meatloaf | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 159 | |
| If You're Bombed | If You're Gone | Matchbox 20 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 164 | |
| Paint That Bed Frame | Ain't That A Shame | Fats Domino | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 154 | |
| December 1994 (Oh What A Bitch) | December 1963 (Oh What A Night) | The Four Seasons | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 158 | |
| Pillsbury Rolls | Solsbury Hill | Peter Gabriel | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 269 | |
| When Cars And Trucks Collide | When Love And Hate Collide | Def Leppard | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 146 | |
| Mucus | Music | Madonna | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 126 | |
| Sellin' My Pet Rock On Ebay | Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay | Otis Redding | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| You're Gonna Lose Your Lunch | You're Gonna Lose That Girl | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 122 | |
| Blind Date Friday Night | Blinded By The Light | Bruce Springsteen/Manfred Mann | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Rocky And Bullwinkle | Rocky Mountain Way | Joe Walsh | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 424 | |
| Dealer | Blind Man | Aerosmith | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 122 | |
| I Just Can't Get To Coruscant | You Can't Always Get What You Want | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Urkel Reigns | Purple Rain | Prince | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 234 | |
| Shout (Those Stains Out) | Shout | Tears For Fears | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 135 | |
| By The Balls | Balimaos | Enrique Iglesias | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 174 | |
| She's A Guy | She's So High | Tal Bachman | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 293 | |
| Emperor Palpatine | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 235 | |
| Runnin' Up The Phone Bill | Runnin' With The Devil | Van Halen | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 169 | |
| Moldy Now | Hold Me Now | Thompson Twins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| Going Out With A Weirdo | Holding Out For A Hero | Bonnie Tyler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 290 | |
| Farts Stink | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 442 | |
| Cannibus' Garden | Octopus' Garden | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 163 | |
| Mr. Towelie | Mr. Crowley | Ozzy Osbourne | 4.4 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 590 | |
| Darth Maul | Rag Doll | Aerosmith | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 541 | |
| Rerun | We Run | Strange Advance | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Welcome To McDonald's | Welcome To The Jungle | Guns N Roses | 3.5 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 261 | |
| Monkeysounds | Funkytown | Lipps Inc. | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 220 | |
| Wonderbread | Thunderstruck | AC DC | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 235 | |
| House Of The Raisin Bran | House Of The Rising Sun | The Animals | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 174 | |
| Be My Artoo Deeto | Be My Yoko Ono | Barenaked Ladies | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 151 | |
| Odor Of A Smelly Fart | Owner Of A Lonely Heart | Yes | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 227 | |
| Idiots Fill The Radio Now | Video Killed The Radio Star | The Buggles | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 150 | |
| Sinkers And Floaters | Crimson And Clover | Tommy James And The Shondells | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 153 | |
| Ob-I-Wan | Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.9 | 4.7 | 186 | |
| Flintstone Cartoon | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 198 | |
| Pizza Burning | Beast Of Burden | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Flush the Toilet Please | Flesh For Fantasy | Billy Idol | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 603 | |
| Liposuction | Hyperactive | Thomas Dolby | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 271 | |
| Bathroom Stinkin' | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 154 | |
| Lazy | Crazy | Patsy Cline | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 409 | |
| Popeye The Sailor Man | Henry The Eighth I Am | Herman's Hermits | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 1429 | |
| Mikey The Squirrel's Night Before Christmas | 'Twas The Night Before Christmas | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 209 | |
| The Superfriends' Christmas | Jingle Bells | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 192 | |
| Back Online | Back in Time | Huey Lewis and The News | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Feel Like Bacon Club | Feel Like Making Love | Bad Company | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 226 | |
| Queen Amidala | Sweet City Woman | The Stampeders | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 297 | |
| Hedge Trimmers | Slegehammer | Peter Gabriel | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Bad Anakin | Bad Medicine | Bon Jovi | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 270 | |
| Makin' Love (In The Men's Bathroom Stall) | Makin' Love (Out Of Nothing At All) | Air Supply | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 856 | |
| X-Rated | Jaded | Aerosmith | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 431 | |
| When It's Stouffer's | When It's Over | Sugar Ray | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 259 | |
| Can't Stand Vasectomies | Don't Stand So Close To Me | The Police | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 447 | |
| Drunk Drivin', Go To Jail | Jump, Jive and Wail | Louis Prima | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 506 | |
| Did Not Get The Instructions | Eve Of Destruction | Barry McGuire | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 249 | |
| You Buttered Your Butt | You Better, You Bet | The Who | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 507 | |
| Big Director | Star Collector | The Monkees | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 210 | |
| Flintstone Cartoon 2007 | Rhinestone Cartoon | Glen Campbell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 487 | |
| I Gave Some Moonshine To My Wife | You Are The Sunshine Of My Life | Stevie Wonder | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 326 | |
| Playin' Some Space Invaders | Love In An Elevator | Aerosmith | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 328 | |
| Dude (Looks Like A Brady) | Dude (Looks Like A Lady) | Aerosmith | 4.8 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 254 | |
| Christmas Morning Comes | Then The Morning Comes | Smashmouth | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 252 | |
| Turn Off That Phone | Turn To Stone | Electric Light Orchestra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 455 | |
| Mikey The Squirrel's Night Before Christmas 2007 | Twas The Night Before Christmas | Clement Clark Moore | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 636 | |
| The Stripper Takes It Off | The Winner Takes It All | Abba | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 574 | |
| Love In A Cattle Field | Love Is A Battlefield | Pat Benatar | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 375 | |
| Force Lightning | Greased Lightning | John Travolta | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 386 |
