I smell a bathroom stinkin'
I smell those tacos from last week
This is where I do my thinking
This is where I come to reek

Don't come in tonight, "til I give my ass a wipe
There's another bathroom on the right

I hear windy farts a-blowing
I see the urine leaving stains
I fear the toilet's overflowing
"Cause I'm sure I clogged the drains

Well, give the bowl a flush
"Cause the smell is way too much
I'll be in the bathroom all night

Hope you got some toilet paper
Hope you, got a plunger too
Looks like we're in for nasty vapor
This turd could take an hour or two

Don't come in tonight, "til I give my ass a wipe
There's another bathroom on the right
Well, give the bowl a flush
"Cause the smell is way too much
I'll be in the bathroom all night !