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Song Parodies -> "Darth Maul"

Original Song Title:

"Rag Doll"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Darth Maul"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

Darth Maul, in a Star Wars movie, Sith guy, doing evil duties,
So mean, he's got himself a double-ended saber – yea
Dark side, working for Palpatine, can't hide, even on Tatooine,
Darth Maul, riding his Sith Infiltrator

Oooh he wants to have a duel, a lightsaber duel,
You know that he's Darth Maul, and man, is he ever cruel
His master's talking to him, talking all about destroying,
There is absolutely no doubt, he wants to wipe them all out
He's doing all that he can do, battling it out on Naboo
He makes things fly, has creepy yellow eyes,
Now at last he will reveal himself to the Jedi


Yes, he's evil, he's really evil, he's ready for a battle, got horns like a cattle
Yes, he's evil, so very evil, there's black and red, all over his head,
And he won't stop until almost everyone is dead


Yes, he's evil, he's really evil, this is where his fun begins, at last he will have revenge
Yes, he's evil, so freakin' evil, he killed Qui Gon, fought with Obi-Wan,
Got sliced in half and the poor bastard is so gone

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 19

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Darth Parody - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good. Might have been funnier 4 years ago.
Yet Another Dutchman - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Poor Darth. Couldn't Obi-Wan just have... let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons?! BWAHAHAHA! 555.
Mikey Squirrel - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I like that. Let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons. Cute. Yea, I guess this parody would be funnier 4 years ago (actually 6 years ago since the release of Phantom Menace) but that's when I wrote it so I guess you can say it was funny for its time...ah hell it's funny any time. Viva la Star Wars Parodies!
Miriam - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes! I liked it---you have to be a Star Wars fan to enjoy Star Wars parodies!!! he hee--let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons!! ha haaa--okay, now you have to work with that one!
I Wish I Were Darth Vader - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Had to change part of the chorus in my mind to have it work with the music (Dark side, work for Palpatine-ee, can't hide, on-a Tatooine-ee, Darth Maul, riding on a badass Sith Infiltrator), and it made it more entertaining. Everything but the chorus sucked... You have failed me for the last time.

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