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Song Parodies -> "Pillsbury Rolls"

Original Song Title:

"Solsbury Hill"

Original Performer:

Peter Gabriel

Parody Song Title:

"Pillsbury Rolls"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

Baking up some Pillsbury rolls
I could see the oven light
As my hunger took its toll
Just can't wait to have a bite
It was starting to turn brown
Came in close, I felt the heat
Sniffing smelling all around
Now my dinner is complete
It just came out of the refrigerator
I just cannot wait any later
Timer going click, click, ding!
"Mom" I said "Grab your mitts
It's time to take them out."

Wolf them down, I just can't stop
My family would think that I was nuts
Spreading butter right on top
With the knife it would be cut
I could eat the whole damn batch
Tho' my rolls was in my gut
Just throw them right down my hatch
Passing wind right out my butt
I was stealing right off my sister's plate
She wasn't done, I just couldn't wait
My Mom going no, no, no
"Hey" she said "Grab that dough
I'm going to make some more."
(Some more)

Then along comes Poppin' Fresh
He's the dough boy from Pillsbury
As he giggles in excess
Poking him in the tummy
He walks through flour and makes a mess
This little prick is bugging me
The rolling pin I did possess
And I flattened him with glee
Tonight we don't need any dessert
'Cuz now we're baking this pudgy-ass squirt
His cries going, Why? Why? Why?
"Hey" I said "Nothing says loving,
like a dough boy in the oven!"
c 2005 Squirrelbait Squirrelbait Parody Jukebox

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 23

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Who Cares About My Name - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody of a great 70s song! Excellent wordplay and rhyming.
Rick C - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
One of my favorite Peter Gabriel songs, cooked up nicely...5s
MrMacphisto - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, Mikey! LOL... 5-5-5
Adagio - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(2005 SOTM Wildcard) Good one, Mikey! 5's
John Jenkins - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
The first two verses were mildly humorous, but they did a very good job of setting up the insanely humorous third verse.
Agrimorfee - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Wild) Your parody was poppin' fresh!
Rick D - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Peter Gabriel - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
For the record, today is my 56th birthday!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
From one Peter to another (though one day late): Happy Birthday!
Luke Brattoni - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
(WILDCARD) I agree with JJ. A great title and well rhymed throughout.
bobpiecheese - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(WILDCARD) DKTOS, but I recognise what you're talking about. The Simpsons did a play on it. Nice work.
bobpiecheese - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Hang on, 56?!?! I'm way behind (15 in 15 days - ha!). Oh, well. By the time I'm your age I'll have too many parodies to count. I may even have recorded them - as if!
Matthias - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
"Oohoo!!!" That's one parody that's in good taste!
Johnny D - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Phil Alexander - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
JD's nicked the pun I was going to use... D'Oh!... or should that be
Dough idea: a good idea
..nope, can't think of anything for "Re"
Stuart McArthur - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(WILD) er, "pudgy ass squirt" was a very powerful image Mikey - great creative use of the OS - 555
Red Ant - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(WILD) Well, I tried finding a MP3 of this song (and did) but it turned out to be some awful karaoke version. Anyways, great rhyming and killer last verse, I swear I've said that quoted line verbatim before. Tri-fives for you! - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Exactly what John Jenkins said. And I'll add that I love the original. Tasty stuff, Squirrelbait.
Larry Hensley - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well baked parody.
Scathe - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wild Card) Nicely done, Mikey.
Arwen - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Wildcard...mmmm, delicious! This one made me hungry, Mikey!
Guy - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4P) DOH! Ever notice that the doughboy and Homer have the same body shape? Fine food parody.
Matthias - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
The first two stanzas didn't do anything for me, but the last stanza was hilarious! "Nothing says loving like a doughboy in the oven", LOL. This was good. At first I thought it was going to be a parody of Weezer's "Beverly Hills", but I didn't know this song so I had to Youtube it. A pretty boring original song in my opinion.
littleCupCakes - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Mikey, ~Duke o'Squirrel~, very nice parody!
Red Ant - April 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Nothing to add to the above except I listened to the YouTube link you provided this time. Any plans on recording this one?
Agrimorfee - April 08, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) No mold growin' on this oldie! :)
bobpiecheese - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4) See above!
stuart mcarthur - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4) see above - rollicked along nicely to the OS, which is just made for parodying - have to give it a go one day - nice work Mikey
Below Average Dave - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very original Mikey, seemed like a good tribute to the Pillsbury Dough Boy . . .EEE HEEE
Invisible Boy - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
D'Oh!...what's that ? Johnny used that one ?...D'Oh!...what's that ? Phil used that one...D'Oh!...what's that ? Guy used that one ?...D'Oh!

I loved the ending...

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