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Song Parodies -> "California Squirrels"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys / David Lee Roth

Parody Song Title:

"California Squirrels"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

Well, all these humans "round here
Really think they are a tease
But they got no tails and the logic fails
Why they can't climb up trees
Those mid-west brain dead nymphos
They all act like they're from mars
And the northern girls can't compare to squirrels
I think they're cute when they're dodging cars

I wish they all could be California,
I wish they all could be California,
I wish they all could be California squirrels

The west coast has those phonies
They have plastic boobs and butts
I dig those sexy squirrels with their furry curls,
And the way they grab your nuts
Some people think I'm crazy
But I think it's kinda neat
'Cuz the only one that I truly love
Has those whiskers and two furry feet


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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 16

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Royce Miller - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Traf Gib - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Squirrels? Why did it have to be SQUIRRELS?

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