-> "I Just Can't Get To Coruscant"
Original Song Title:
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Just Can't Get To Coruscant"
I saw her today at the Cantina, a blaster right by her side
She had to get to the pod race arena, and said that she needed a ride
I just can't get to Coruscant, I just can't get to Coruscant
I just can't get to Coruscant
If the force is with you, you might get through, the whole galaxy
I went out on Hoth's frozen wastelands, and I found myself on a Tauntaun
There was Wampas all over the place, man
If I stayed I would have froze off my damned wontons
I went down to the swamps of Dagobah, but my ship sank in the muck
I met up with a wise old Jedi master, and he wished me a lot of luck
I decided to fly out to Cloud City, just to get out of the asteroids
Leia said she was not a committee
And Lando asked me, "what happened to your droid?'
Then I told him
The whole galaxy, yea, oh baby
I saw her again on a forest moon, on a speeder bike she did ride
I knew we would meet up with the Ewoks soon
Well, then they made us part of the tribe
You might get through, you might get through, the whole galaxy
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