You had eggs, but she ate beans
And he ate some burritos, it can make you scream
It starts to smell like something has died
This toxic gas, it's gonna make you cry
I've had the runs, the strains and the clings
I know for sure, farts stink

Chorus:
Farts stink, P-U (farts stink), farts stink, P-U (farts stink)
Farts stink, P-U (farts stink), farts stink, P-U

Day by day, and bit by bit
Your bowels will rumble, yes it will, it just won't quit
You'll hear a sound, sometimes not at all
You blame the dog, and your skin will crawl
I don't care what anyone else thinks, all I can say is, farts stink

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I've used the matches, the perfume thing
I've tried everything, farts stink

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