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Song Parodies -> "Farts Stink"

Original Song Title:

"Love Stinks"

Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Farts Stink"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

You had eggs, but she ate beans
And he ate some burritos, it can make you scream
It starts to smell like something has died
This toxic gas, it's gonna make you cry
I've had the runs, the strains and the clings
I know for sure, farts stink

Farts stink, P-U (farts stink), farts stink, P-U (farts stink)
Farts stink, P-U (farts stink), farts stink, P-U

Day by day, and bit by bit
Your bowels will rumble, yes it will, it just won't quit
You'll hear a sound, sometimes not at all
You blame the dog, and your skin will crawl
I don't care what anyone else thinks, all I can say is, farts stink


I've used the matches, the perfume thing
I've tried everything, farts stink

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Hoof Hearted - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I couldn't agree more.
MrMacphisto - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... This one's a stinker... 5,5,5
Chris H. - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
When I saw the title I had a feeling it was the song Adam Sandler didi in ``Wedding Singer'' , love that movie! This is funny!
Dave C. - April 21, 2010 - Report this comment
I love to fart, and I love smelling my own farts, especially raunchy oatmeal & metamucil gas.

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