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Song Parodies -> "We Didn't Start The Star Wars"

Original Song Title:

"We Didn't Start The Fire"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"We Didn't Start The Star Wars"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

Carrie Fisher, Threepio, Palpatine and Watto, Bib Fortuna, R2-D2, Millennium Falcon
Zam Wessel, Geonosis, Kenny Baker, Federation, Inner Rim, Outer Rim, Natalie Portman
Rodians, X-Wing, Docking Bay, Alderaan, Lando, Jex Dexter and Shadows of the Empire
Jedi power, Tatooine, Naboo's got a new Queen
Wampa creature, speakin' Bocce, Masters of the Teras Kasi

We didn't star the Star Wars
They were always fighting since George was writing
We didn't star the Star Wars
No we didn't dream them, but we went and seen them

Grand Moff Tarkin, Chewbacca, Blasters and Sebulba
Rancor Keeper, Amidala, pesky Mynocks, Ray Park, Mace Windu, Tusken Raiders, Lama Su
Peter Mayhew, Village of the Ewoks, Ugnaughts, Boss Nass, Jabba's got a great BIG ASS
Kamino Cloners, frozen Han, Liam Neeson, Rebo Band, Greedo, Dagobah, Uncle Owen, Yoda
Princess Leia, Hyperspace, trouble with the Wookie race

Boba Fett, Coruscant, Alec Guinness, Taloraan, Dengar, Qui-Gon Jinn, fall from grace for Anakin
Bail Organa, Sith Lord Maul, blastin' down the Death Star halls
Mos Eisley, bunch o'TIES, Children of the Jedi,
Captain Tarpals, Sarlacc, Mark Hamill, gunner Dack, Bantha poops, Leebo, Hyperdrive's a no-go
Wicket, Too-Onebee, Jar Jar Binks and mother Shmi, Star Destroyer, Ronto, Gungans in a Bongo

Harrison, Bacta, Truce at Bakura, Ackbar, Derlin, Imperial Garrison
Han Solo of Corellia, die-hard Star Wars mania, Porkins, Rebel Dawn, Vader slices Obi-Wan
Taun We, Yavin IV, cruisin' through the Planet's Core
Aunt Beru, Jawas too, Suncrusher and Xizor

David Prowse, Malastare, Star Trek does NOT compare
4-Lom, Blaster shot, Kessel Run, Lobot, Bespin, Nute & Rune, battle on the Forest Moon
Mara Jade, Rebellion, music score by John Williams
Pod Racing, Asteroids, Lightsabers, Battle Droids
Slave 1, Luke of course, mind tricks and the Force
Midi-Chlorians, Rieekan, Ralph McQuarrie, Arden Lyn
Nerf Herder, Shuttle crew, Jango Fett and Count Dooku

We didn't star the Star Wars, they were always fighting since George was writing
We didn't star the Star Wars, but when we are gone it will still play on and on and on, and on, and on.....
(Repeat Chorus)

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 33

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Kristof Robertson - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
555 simply for putting your encyclopaedic knowledge to song...
John Barry - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
What Kristof said.
Jeff Hingle - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Overall, an impressive effort, Squirrel. Most impressive. I too wrote a Billy Joel-Star Wars song parody, my one and only song parody so far. Check out "Snitch from the Mos Eisley Spaceport" sung to the tune of "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant".
Steven Cavanagh - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Teras Kasi? Ugh! Wandering into some non-canon stuff there. Well done :-)
Agrimorfee - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done effort, especially keeping some of those identifiable rhymes. This is a tricky one to do, but you nailed it. 555
Michael Pacholek - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Anybody can throw a few names together and do a WDSTF parody. Which is why I've never done "We Must Defend the Shire," no matter how much the Ringheads beg me. And, yes, excellent Hingle's parody was. This one? Don't ask, Jedi.
star wars freak - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
great parody, gotta luv star wars, and yeah, star trek sux
raddog20002002 - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody, Mikey! How about checking out my Harry Potter parody, "Harry Potter's My Godson"?
Johnny D - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Ulic Qel-Droma - November 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Great Parody, esspecially the chorus. Only a true Star Wars fan knows so much about the expanded universe. P.S. Steven Cavanagh, Teras Kasi is not non-canon it is a real Jedi fighting style

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