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Song Parodies -> "Bad Anakin"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Medicine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Anakin"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

Yea, another Star Wars parody...
Chorus:
You turned into a bad Anakin, bad Anakin is what you are
Whoa-oh-oh, all messed up, just like bad Anakin
You’ve turned to evil and now you’ve gone too far

Bad Anakin…

You were just a slave boy that was found on Tatooine
You left your home and mother, fell in love with Naboo’s Queen
You got the Jedi training but it’s not enough you see
Gonna take more than a pod race to really make me believe
All these midicholorians, and you yell ‘yippee’?

Now you’re mean- That's what we get for trusting in you
So obscene- You betrayed the Jedis and Padme too
Then there’s Palpatine- That's what we got for believing in you
And now this Jedi’s falling ‘cause the dark side’s too strong, whoa-oh-oh

(chorus)
Bad, bad Anakin

I don't need Mace Windu to be telling me I’m wrong
And I don't need master Yoda to say the dark side is too strong
I got a sneaky premonition that this will all turn out bad
And ever since you lost your mother you’ve been really very mad
Better get your act together ‘cause you’re gonna be a dad

When you’re mean- That's what we get for trusting in you
So obscene- You betrayed the Jedis and Padme too
Palpatine- That's what we got for believing in you
And now I have to fight you ‘cause you leave me no choice, whoa-oh-oh

(Chorus)
Bad, bad Anakin is what you are
Bad, bad Anakin, it’s your destiny

You need a respirator ‘cause you find it hard to breathe
And now you are Darth Vader, though it’s not hard to believe
When I left you Anakin you were very badly burned
Well it doesn’t matter anyway because you already turned

(chorus)
You are, Bad Anakin, bad Anakin’s what you’ve become,
Whoa-oh-oh, I give up, you’re a bad Anakin
You went and slaughtered almost everyone

Bad, bad Anakin is what you are
Bad, bad Anakin, so bad, so bad
Bad, bad Anakin, I gotta, I gotta
I gotta go and hide- wait a minute, wait a minute
Hold on, I’m not done, gotta hide Luke too, on Tatooine

(chorus)
Written by Mikey Squirrel © 2007 Squirrelbait Productions
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Michael Pacholek - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
A parody I like about a band I can't stand. Bon Jovi is to Bruce Springsteen as the Bee Gees were to the Beatles. As Dick Smothers would say, "That was not a compliment." But this was a great idea well executed. As opposed to "Order 66," a horrible idea well executed.
Ann Hammond - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked this
Yoidy - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Bad Anakin! Good parody! 555
Johnny (Yo)D(a) - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Hmm! Anakin Skywalker truth about tell you! "Master Jedi Parodist" deserve you title is!
Mikey Squirrel - April 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments, guys.
Phil Alexander - April 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Great, Mikey - funnily enough, I did a Star Wars/LOTR crossover parody to this tune: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/bonjovi11.shtml

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