Song Parodies -> You Buttered Your Butt
| Original Song Title: | "You Better, You Bet" |
| Original Performer: | The Who |
| Parody Song Title: | "You Buttered Your Butt" |
| Parody Written by: | Mikey Squirrel |
This one's a little dirty.. but mmm so tasty
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!
I met you on the internet, you said you like the kinky sex
I sometimes like to try whips and chains
and I’ve also had threesomes and I have no regrets
I love it when you tie me up, as long as it’s not too complex
I’m always up to try something different
but I was not prepared for what would happen next, Mmmmm
For what, would happen next, oh, I’m perplexed
When I want it kinky you say “use butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I said I need lube you shout “try butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
There’s butter on the knife
And I will use it, use it with delight
I like those lace panties that open at the crotch
I'm not into those fruits and veggies, I just like to watch
You seem to have an open mind, and open cheeks
I know some women are weird, but you are pretty sweet
I don't really mind if it’s too greasy, ooh, to you it’s like a drug
When you say come over and bring a tub, to rub, to rub
When you feel perverted, you say “get butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I ask to spread them, you say “spread butter!?”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
There’s butter on your ass
And yes, it’s melting, melting pretty fast
I’ll try anything with you
The more exciting the better
Your love for dairy, it shows
And it sets your heart a flutter
Using some butter
There’s butter on the knife
There’s butter on me, drippin’ down now
This butter’s kinky, it’s all around now
There’s butter on me, drippin’ down now
This butter’s kinky, it’s all around now
I showed up late one night with Imperial and Country Crock
But knowing that you’re easy to please isn’t really much of a great big shock
I know it’s been making a sticky mess and it gets slippery sometimes
But your bottom looks so good and it glistens like a glazed ham everytime
And when it comes to what you’re yearning
I know what I'm churning
I've got a pound of what you need
It’s fat free…
When I want it kinky you say “use butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I said I need lube you shout “try butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When you feel perverted, you say “get butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I ask to spread them, you say “spread butter!?...oooh!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I want it kinky you say “use butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I said I need lube you shout “try butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When you feel perverted, you say “get butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I ask to spread them, you say “spread butter!?”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
There’s butter on the knife
And I will spread it, on you all night
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!
I met you on the internet, you said you like the kinky sex
I sometimes like to try whips and chains
and I’ve also had threesomes and I have no regrets
I love it when you tie me up, as long as it’s not too complex
I’m always up to try something different
but I was not prepared for what would happen next, Mmmmm
For what, would happen next, oh, I’m perplexed
When I want it kinky you say “use butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I said I need lube you shout “try butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
There’s butter on the knife
And I will use it, use it with delight
I like those lace panties that open at the crotch
I'm not into those fruits and veggies, I just like to watch
You seem to have an open mind, and open cheeks
I know some women are weird, but you are pretty sweet
I don't really mind if it’s too greasy, ooh, to you it’s like a drug
When you say come over and bring a tub, to rub, to rub
When you feel perverted, you say “get butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I ask to spread them, you say “spread butter!?”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
There’s butter on your ass
And yes, it’s melting, melting pretty fast
I’ll try anything with you
The more exciting the better
Your love for dairy, it shows
And it sets your heart a flutter
Using some butter
There’s butter on the knife
There’s butter on me, drippin’ down now
This butter’s kinky, it’s all around now
There’s butter on me, drippin’ down now
This butter’s kinky, it’s all around now
I showed up late one night with Imperial and Country Crock
But knowing that you’re easy to please isn’t really much of a great big shock
I know it’s been making a sticky mess and it gets slippery sometimes
But your bottom looks so good and it glistens like a glazed ham everytime
And when it comes to what you’re yearning
I know what I'm churning
I've got a pound of what you need
It’s fat free…
When I want it kinky you say “use butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I said I need lube you shout “try butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When you feel perverted, you say “get butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I ask to spread them, you say “spread butter!?...oooh!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I want it kinky you say “use butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I said I need lube you shout “try butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When you feel perverted, you say “get butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I ask to spread them, you say “spread butter!?”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
There’s butter on the knife
And I will spread it, on you all night
Written by Mikey Squirrel © 2007 Squirrelbait Productions
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You slipped around the pacing on some of the verses, but this was LOL funny, and lucky that it passed the censor!
Mmmmmmm, butter. Just make sure to use the unsalted kind, otherwise it may sting a tad. 555
McKludge, I gotta know...you speaking from experience?
what a scream....made me think of brando in "last tango"
Mikey, this parody was great (LOL at the title), but, as Agri said, you're lucky that you made it through the censor, unlike some of my other works (as opposed to "He Knocked Me Up In A Chevy Van), which involved very kinky gay S&M sex a la Abu Ghraib or Gitmo. 555
Thank you all. Yea, I'm kinda surprised this one didn't end up on Whatfreaks. But consider the most profane word I used is ass, and I've seen worse in here too.
LOL... I stand corrected... THIS is the best of the day... 5-5-5
Made my kinky fat mind happy.
(Artistry) see above
(Artistry) This parody caused a bizarre TV commercial to pop into my head (on the S&M channel) - "It's not butter, it's Parkay!" 555 hot buttered buns for you.
(Artistry) If that didn't scar me for life, nothing will. Well done, Mikey!
(Artistry) Holy Crap: Wait, no, we are talking about "Butter" butts. . .um, wow, um oy vei:) Hilarious--pacing was loose--but it could be forced to work--I don't think you could do a video to this though.
(Artistry) Mikey, you kinkmeister! I am such a sucker for parodies that make fun of sexual pecadilloes...and this was a classy addition to the canon. 555+
That was hilarious LOL at "There's buttero n the knife", plus cause I sang this OS in my head. 5s
SOTM - The security code says FUX and I'll take that as a hint for a more lengthy comment. Like it seems to have done for others this parody brought a moment of nostalgia into my brain, made me think of the at the time (back in the 80s) dirtiest song I had ever heard, and because that one presents an udderly more plesant use for the mentioned dairy product, or olive oil if you prefer that, I'll give a link to the lyrics. Bare in mind that I don't think this song can be found on the net, even though the artists were Canadians. www.lyricstime.com/anvil-butter-bust-jerky-lyrics.html
Kinky 555
SOTM - Listened to the youtube link as I read. This was much butter than I thought. I even had some buttered popcorn for the show. To bad I didn't have a date to share the popporn, er corn with. 5 Material. Lot of work went into this one.
My comment earlier still stands, awesome parody, despite the pacing blips
(SOTM) Kleverly Kinky! [See Above]
Anything that involves sex and comedy, I'm there. Good work.
(SOTM) See above!
(SOTM) This could be a sequel to "One Night In Paris" entitled "Last Tango In Paris" - pretty well every time you subbed butter for better, it was funny Mikey, and "glistens like a glazed ham" was way TMI - lol - 555
(SOTM) Mikey, you NAUGHTY boy! Still love this...my kinda parody.
SOTM - Even though Country Crock isn't actually butter, I'll let it {ahem} slide.
And no, Synchronos, never tried butter that way. I'm just guessing that salt on your sensitive areas would sting.
And no, Synchronos, never tried butter that way. I'm just guessing that salt on your sensitive areas would sting.
Just as long as this wasn't written from experience... Going to do a "Nobody does it butter" sequel?
(SOTM) Very funny and naughty!
Very clever, this is one of my favorites of yours. Loved the chorus/title, this had me laughing all the way through!
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