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Song Parodies -> "You Buttered Your Butt"

Original Song Title:

"You Better, You Bet"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"You Buttered Your Butt"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

This one's a little dirty.. but mmm so tasty
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!
You buttered, you buttered your butt, oooh-oh!

I met you on the internet, you said you like the kinky sex
I sometimes like to try whips and chains
and I’ve also had threesomes and I have no regrets
I love it when you tie me up, as long as it’s not too complex
I’m always up to try something different
but I was not prepared for what would happen next, Mmmmm
For what, would happen next, oh, I’m perplexed

When I want it kinky you say “use butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I said I need lube you shout “try butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
There’s butter on the knife
And I will use it, use it with delight

I like those lace panties that open at the crotch
I'm not into those fruits and veggies, I just like to watch
You seem to have an open mind, and open cheeks
I know some women are weird, but you are pretty sweet

I don't really mind if it’s too greasy, ooh, to you it’s like a drug
When you say come over and bring a tub, to rub, to rub

When you feel perverted, you say “get butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I ask to spread them, you say “spread butter!?”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
There’s butter on your ass
And yes, it’s melting, melting pretty fast

I’ll try anything with you
The more exciting the better
Your love for dairy, it shows
And it sets your heart a flutter
Using some butter

There’s butter on the knife

There’s butter on me, drippin’ down now
This butter’s kinky, it’s all around now
There’s butter on me, drippin’ down now
This butter’s kinky, it’s all around now

I showed up late one night with Imperial and Country Crock
But knowing that you’re easy to please isn’t really much of a great big shock
I know it’s been making a sticky mess and it gets slippery sometimes
But your bottom looks so good and it glistens like a glazed ham everytime

And when it comes to what you’re yearning
I know what I'm churning
I've got a pound of what you need
It’s fat free…

When I want it kinky you say “use butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I said I need lube you shout “try butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When you feel perverted, you say “get butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I ask to spread them, you say “spread butter!?...oooh!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I want it kinky you say “use butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I said I need lube you shout “try butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When you feel perverted, you say “get butter!”
You buttered, you buttered your butt
When I ask to spread them, you say “spread butter!?”
You buttered, you buttered your butt

There’s butter on the knife
And I will spread it, on you all night
Written by Mikey Squirrel © 2007 Squirrelbait Productions
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Agrimorfee - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment
You slipped around the pacing on some of the verses, but this was LOL funny, and lucky that it passed the censor!
McKludge - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Mmmmmmm, butter. Just make sure to use the unsalted kind, otherwise it may sting a tad. 555
Syncronos - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment
McKludge, I gotta know...you speaking from experience?
alvin - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment
what a scream....made me think of brando in "last tango"
Andria - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Mikey, this parody was great (LOL at the title), but, as Agri said, you're lucky that you made it through the censor, unlike some of my other works (as opposed to "He Knocked Me Up In A Chevy Van), which involved very kinky gay S&M sex a la Abu Ghraib or Gitmo. 555
Mikey Squirrel - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you all. Yea, I'm kinda surprised this one didn't end up on Whatfreaks. But consider the most profane word I used is ass, and I've seen worse in here too.
MrMacphisto - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL... I stand corrected... THIS is the best of the day... 5-5-5
Matthias - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Made my kinky fat mind happy.
Agrimorfee - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) see above
Rex - October 21, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This parody caused a bizarre TV commercial to pop into my head (on the S&M channel) - "It's not butter, it's Parkay!" 555 hot buttered buns for you.
bobpiecheese - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) If that didn't scar me for life, nothing will. Well done, Mikey!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Holy Crap: Wait, no, we are talking about "Butter" butts. . .um, wow, um oy vei:) Hilarious--pacing was loose--but it could be forced to work--I don't think you could do a video to this though.
Kristof Robertson - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Mikey, you kinkmeister! I am such a sucker for parodies that make fun of sexual pecadilloes...and this was a classy addition to the canon. 555+
Jack Wilson - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
That was hilarious LOL at "There's buttero n the knife", plus cause I sang this OS in my head. 5s
Peter Andersson - November 11, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - The security code says FUX and I'll take that as a hint for a more lengthy comment. Like it seems to have done for others this parody brought a moment of nostalgia into my brain, made me think of the at the time (back in the 80s) dirtiest song I had ever heard, and because that one presents an udderly more plesant use for the mentioned dairy product, or olive oil if you prefer that, I'll give a link to the lyrics. Bare in mind that I don't think this song can be found on the net, even though the artists were Canadians. www.lyricstime.com/anvil-butter-bust-jerky-lyrics.html
Max Power - November 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Kinky 555
Guy - November 11, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Listened to the youtube link as I read. This was much butter than I thought. I even had some buttered popcorn for the show. To bad I didn't have a date to share the popporn, er corn with. 5 Material. Lot of work went into this one.
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
My comment earlier still stands, awesome parody, despite the pacing blips
Matthias - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Kleverly Kinky! [See Above]
BonnieB - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Anything that involves sex and comedy, I'm there. Good work.
bobpiecheese - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
stuart mcarthur - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This could be a sequel to "One Night In Paris" entitled "Last Tango In Paris" - pretty well every time you subbed butter for better, it was funny Mikey, and "glistens like a glazed ham" was way TMI - lol - 555
Kristof Robertson - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Mikey, you NAUGHTY boy! Still love this...my kinda parody.
McKludge - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Even though Country Crock isn't actually butter, I'll let it {ahem} slide.

And no, Synchronos, never tried butter that way. I'm just guessing that salt on your sensitive areas would sting.
Phil Alexander - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Just as long as this wasn't written from experience... Going to do a "Nobody does it butter" sequel?
Jason - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very funny and naughty!
Jeff Reuben - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Very clever, this is one of my favorites of yours. Loved the chorus/title, this had me laughing all the way through!

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