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Song Parodies -> "Love In A Cattle Field"

Original Song Title:

"Love Is A Battlefield"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Love In A Cattle Field"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

We are cows, Jerseys and Holsteins, we moo
Grazing the grass, lots of poo
Love in a cattle field
There are bulls, they are so big and so strong
Hoping that they will respond
All of us having, love in a cattle field

You're sittin’ on that stool, you're milkin’ me dry
Why do you hurt my udders, it’s just making me cry
Do I make you shake, or are you making me into steak
Believe me, believe me, I don’t give a darn
But I'm trapped by the fence, and I'm kept in the barn

We are cows, Jerseys and Holsteins, we moo
Grazing the grass, lots of poo
Love in a cattle field
There are bulls, they are so big and so strong
Hoping that they will respond
All of us having, love in a cattle field

We're losing the herd
Will you just chew your cud or mount me from behind
And when I get too old, I’m put out to pasture
Just take care of our calves
I’m more than just a heifer, a special bovine
And if you just look and see, I’m not a mad cow

We are cows, Jerseys and Holsteins, we moo
Grazing the grass, lots of poo
Love in a cattle field
There are bulls, they are so big and so strong
Hoping that they will respond
All of us having, love in a cattle field
Written by Mikey Squirrel © 2008 Squirrelbait Productions
Check out all my udder madness at Squirrelbait - Parodies In A Nutshell!

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Jack Wilson - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Why am I the first voter? This is HILARIOUS!
Michael Pacholek - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
I actually tried "Stuck In a Cattlefield" as a parody of the film "City Slickers," but it went nowhere, and ended up turning "Time In a Bottle" into "Time With the Cattle" instead. This is better than I would've done.
littleTaurCakes - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
These moos are cute . . . .
Jason - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is very good. 555
tomario - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice parody, would have liked to see different Choruses (is that right?) though. But a nice topic for parody.
Jeff Reuben - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm sure you'll get the usual chorus of comments about varying your choruses...otherwise a very Mooving effort. Love the OS and the idea.
Peter Andersson - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Song Of The Moonth...
Agrimorfee - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Joining the chorus about choruses. This was pretty good, though.
stuart mcarthur - April 26, 2008 - Report this comment
great stuff Mikey!
Red Ant - April 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Great OS and topic for it, Mikey. Best of luck if you record this: Pat Benatar is hard to emulate. Liked the "put out to pasture" and "I’m not a mad cow" gags.
Matthias - April 26, 2008 - Report this comment
While this is a generally good parody, I have to agree with the choruses, this is a short song originally, and not changing the choruses doesn't add any humor, where humor could have easilly been added. For that I had to take off points.
Guy - April 27, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Mar08) For some reason I always seem to find bovine parodies amusing and fun. Cowabunga!
Max Power - April 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Cow pies
Phil Alexander - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Definitely the title sub of the month, and some cute lines - but I'm going to agree with some of the comments above in that you could have done a bit more with the choruses, seeing as they're 60% of the song.
Jack Wilson - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
See above!
bobpiecheese - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Put me with the 'changed choruses would've worked better' crowd. That being said, this was cute - and thankfully not what I thought it was gonna be about (my mind thinks disgusting things sometimes).
Invisible Boy - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved the title-sub and found your topic very moooooving.
McKludge - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - Me likey Mikey. It might have been a bit goofier if it were about a couple with a strange fetish for those special mushrooms, but this was funny.
Below Average Dave - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny song, reminds me of those "Happy Cows" commercial, looks like my Amish people could use your farm as a good place to churn their secret laced butter:)
Torontonian - October 15, 2010 - Report this comment
A dJ called Scruff Connors from Toronto recorded a song called love in a cattle field in the 80's.

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