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Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

Hey doctor, help me, give me some pills
I need some antibiotics
And when I start to cough, my throat gets really rough
Now I'm feeling really sick

Mucus, in my nostrils, makes it runny (need to blow my nose)
Mucus, in my throat now, it's snot funny (need to clear my throat)

Didn't think of Kleenex, and I really need to wipe
I got that boogie in me
It's like a faucet dripping, and it just won't go away
Gets on everything I touch, because I'm sneezing everyday


Hey doctor, help me
I have too much boogie in me, I have too much boogie in me
I have too much boogie in me, you think I should cough it up?
Hey doctor, help me, give me some more pills
Can you refill my prescription?
The phlegm is too much, and I just can't hock it up
It's way beyond description

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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 5   9

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Mikey Squirrel - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Gee, I do a parody about lung butter and hocking it up... and no comments. What a surprise...." In case you didn't notice I was being sarcastic" "Well, duh!"
Rebecca Gale - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
This is really scary. I was about to write a song parody about called mucus because I'm sick too.

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