Hey doctor, help me, give me some pills
I need some antibiotics
And when I start to cough, my throat gets really rough
Now I'm feeling really sick

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Mucus, in my nostrils, makes it runny (need to blow my nose)
Mucus, in my throat now, it's snot funny (need to clear my throat)

Didn't think of Kleenex, and I really need to wipe
I got that boogie in me
It's like a faucet dripping, and it just won't go away
Gets on everything I touch, because I'm sneezing everyday

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Hey doctor, help me
I have too much boogie in me, I have too much boogie in me
I have too much boogie in me, you think I should cough it up?
Hey doctor, help me, give me some more pills
Can you refill my prescription?
The phlegm is too much, and I just can't hock it up
It's way beyond description

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