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Song Parodies -> "Bran Gives Me Runs"

Original Song Title:

"Band On The Run"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Bran Gives Me Runs"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

Stuck inside the bathroom, I've been here forever
Feeling constipated, blocked again
With poo, lots of, poo, stinky, poo
If I ever get it out of me, thought of flushing it down the can
Then I'll wipe myself thoroughly, all I need is a whole lot of bran
If it ever comes out of me (I hope it comes out of me)
Well, my ass exploded with some diarrhea, now my bowels loosened up
I hope this bran was a good idea, 'cause now it just won't stop

Bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs
And the constant poop, comes out like soup, revolting everyone
Because, bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs

Well, the bathroom cleaner had to hold his breath, smelling all the fumes inside
And I shouted to him as he crawled away, "You can run but you can't hide!'


You know that bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs
Bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs
Well, I was exhausted as it started to taper, I guess those muffins took their toll
And then I couldn't find more toilet paper, guess I used up the whole roll

Bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs
And the toilet bowl, is getting full, and I'm not even done
That's why bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs
Bran gives me runs, bran gives me runs
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 27

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The Pomfret - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Did I say something about genius? I take it back. When you start writing about body waste, all the genius goes down the toilet and we are left with just the toilet. Everybody has body waste and toilets. Very, very few have genius. Choose genius. Please.
Michael Pacholek - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Let's be honest: The title saves the song here. It's still better than anything by Poopie Longdropping or whatever the hell it calls itself.
Dominic L. - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good job

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