Song Parodies -> By The Balls
| Original Song Title: | "Balimaos" |
| Original Performer: | Enrique Iglesias |
| Parody Song Title: | "By The Balls" |
| Parody Written by: | Mikey Squirrel |
I can't go out, I told my wife I'd stay home
She is the boss, and she just will not leave me alone
Won't let me out of her sight
Won't let me hang with the guys
The way she controls isn't right
Chorus:
By the balls, seems like women always have me, by the balls
Monopolizer, tyrannizer, by the balls
Feels like I'm always led around, by the balls
Domineering, overbearing, oppressing
Tonight I'm whipped, she can make feel guilty all the time
Now I'm getting mad, you know something, I think it's kinda sad
She won't let me have fun
Won't let me talk to anyone
Why am I so scared of her?
(chorus)
(whoa, oh, no, no) when she says jump
(whoa, oh, no, no) I ask her how high
(whoa, oh, no, no) if only I had guts
Dominating, I am hating
(chorus)
She is the boss, and she just will not leave me alone
Won't let me out of her sight
Won't let me hang with the guys
The way she controls isn't right
Chorus:
By the balls, seems like women always have me, by the balls
Monopolizer, tyrannizer, by the balls
Feels like I'm always led around, by the balls
Domineering, overbearing, oppressing
Tonight I'm whipped, she can make feel guilty all the time
Now I'm getting mad, you know something, I think it's kinda sad
She won't let me have fun
Won't let me talk to anyone
Why am I so scared of her?
(chorus)
(whoa, oh, no, no) when she says jump
(whoa, oh, no, no) I ask her how high
(whoa, oh, no, no) if only I had guts
Dominating, I am hating
(chorus)
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The title is hard to ignore; what's with those women, anyway?
This song is just sick!
How is dis song sick? You guys gross out at the dumbest things!
This had me balling... I mean, bawling... 5,5,5
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