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Song Parodies -> "Pizza Burning"

Original Song Title:

"Beast Of Burden"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Pizza Burning"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

I thought I smelled the pizza burning, you can't cook, but you are learning
All I wanted was a large with anchovies
I think I see the pizza burning, the flames are high, and I am squirming
All you used was three different blends of cheese

Is it cooked enough, is it wrecked enough, is it black enough
It's way too burnt for me

I'm pretty sure that pizza's burning, the smoke is thick, my eyes are hurting
Smoke alarm is going off, come on grab the extinguisher please

Is it cooked enough, is it wrecked enough, is it black enough
It's way too burnt for me

Oh, call the fire truck, very, very, very, very burnt
Yes it's really, really, really, really, really charred
Really, very, it's now truly, truly toast
Come on baby, clear the smoke

I'll tell ya, you can put on, some pork or beef
Put on some ham and pepperoni
But put it out, put it out, put the fire out first please
Yea, all your dinners, I can eat it up, cook it all for me, I can work it off
There's just one thing I can't figure out
When you make our meals, fires always break out

Ain't it cooked enough, ooh baby, is it hard enough
Ain't it crisp enough, on fire enough, ooh, ooh, help!

I know I smell the pizza burning, I know I smell the pizza burning
Always, always, always, always, always, always burns away
I hate to see my pizza burning, I want to eat, and my hunger's yearning
All I want, is you making lunch for me
We don't need the pizza burning, I don't like charcoal, and that's for certain
Always, always, always, always, always, always burns away

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Michael Pacholek - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Amiright Award: Best Impersonation of a "wdh" Parody. Whatever happened to him, anyway?
alvin rhodes - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
funny concept..5s
Patrick Yoness - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, in fact a bit over-cooked.
Johnny D - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Mmmm, Chicago-style.
Michael Pacholek - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Surprise, surprise: When it comes to pizza, Johnny wants to go deep into the dish.
Mikey Squirrel - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Michael, Alvin, Patrick and Johnny D for the comments. Michael : what the hell is a "wdh" parody?
Rex - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Great smokin' sausage! This one really ticked my funny bone. (BTW, wdh is a parody writer who has posted a bunch of fast-food parodies.)
Mikey Squirrel - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rex. I forgot I asked that question almost 2 years ago!
Matthias - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Great title sub, and an equally great parody. Some might even say "You're on fire!"
Max Power - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Burned eats
bobpiecheese - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I never would've come up with a title sub like that. Great work Mr. Squirrel!
Syncronos - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
*picks up the pizza* What's wrong with you guys? This is just cajun style. Pass me some hot sauce, and this'll be alright...5-5-5
Agrimorfee - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I heard of "well done" but this is ridiculous!
Below Average Dave - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I've always thought personally that burnt pizza has a rather likeable crispness, clearly though this is not what I meant:) Good job, but I just want to watch your videos.
stuart mcarthur - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) yeah, that's the trouble with flame-grilled - the flames - never mind, scrape the black bits off, whack some anchovies over the holes, and noone will ever know - 555
Jack Wilson - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome job! and wdh is someone who used to do parodies here, I think maybe he did pizza, parodies
Ethan Mawyer - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
This is why I get my pizza from Italian take-out places. Good job.

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