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Song Parodies -> "X-Rated"

Original Song Title:

"Jaded"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"X-Rated"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

I originally had this on Whatfreaks, then I realized it's not that dirty...
Hey, it’s X-Rated, it’s got a lot of sex, and it’s way too complex, for me
X-Rated, you think it’s quality, but we both know it’s too dirty
It’s got a lot of nudity, it’s outdated

My, that movie’s blue, yea, it’s got a lot of boobs,
Yes, that movie’s blue, yea, it’s X-Rated and it has the bad acting too

Hey, it’s X-Rated, it has some T and A and what can I say, they are so,
Inflated, they’re groping tenderly then go orally, they just don’t care
When they slip out of their underwear and get mating

My, that movie’s blue, yea, it’s on pay-per-view
Yes, that movie’s blue, yea it’s X-Rated, you think that it’s too much for you

This film is so overstated, that plumber always get laid
They always look so sedated, then display it, always played it, masturbated

Hey, it’s X-Rated, it gets a little wild, when he does doggy style with her
Then threesome always seem to occur, and that music is so absurd

My, that movie’s blue, yea, we’re watching them screw
Yes, that movie’s blue, yea, they grunt and groan for you
God, this movie’s blue, yea it’s X-Rated (dirty) X-Rated (dirty) it’s X-Rated
‘Cause that’s what pornos are to you
Written by Mikey Squirrel © 2007 Squirrelbait Productions
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Overall Rating: 4.3

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Ethan Mawyer - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
This actually is kinda dirty, but I'm not offended. I can't vote on this computer, but it's pretty good.
stuart mcarthur - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
if it's not out to offend I don't find it offensive, and this was in keeping with the idea of parodying the OS - so is this an old one of yours Mikey?
Mikey Squirrel - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes- I did this one about 6 years ago, when the song first came out. I wanted a song for the ABC contest for X, and it was my only one.
Johnny D - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well-structured, clever, a little bit repetitive, but a good job!
Matthias - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Porn movies are usually green, not blue. At least Paris Hilton's is.
Arwen - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC...I try to stay away from porn, Mikey...skimming past some some late night Cinemax as a child left me scarred for a very long time...but this was nice.
Leigh O'Sheagh - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOVHS, but good one.
Max Power - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Good

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