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Song Parodies -> "I Would Do Anything For Drugs (But I Won't Do Crac"

Original Song Title:

"I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"

Original Performer:

Meatloaf

Parody Song Title:

"I Would Do Anything For Drugs (But I Won't Do Crac"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

And I would do anything for drugs, I'd run down to the corner and back
I would do anything for drugs, I'll always try some different crap
But I'll never forget the buzz I feel right now.....oh, no-no way
I would do anything for drugs, but I won't do crack.....I won't do crack
Some days the buzz comes easy, sometimes it hits me hard
Sometimes I just get too buzzed, and this is the buzz that never ends
Some nights I'm doing hits, some nights I'm smoking grass
Some nights I'm doing B.T.'s with a brick of gold seal hash
Maybe I'm f*cked up, I'm wasted and I'm fried
I know you can tempt me, I feel the urge inside
As long as the joints are burning, as long as you have the yearning
As long as our eyes are turning red, you better believe it
That I would do anything for drugs, I'd smoke a bong and then I'd hack
I would do anything for drugs, I know my lungs are turning black
But I'd never forgive myself if I'm sticking it in my veins.....the pain!
I would do anything for drugs, but I won't do crack
I would do anything for drugs, anything you've been smokin' up
But I won't do crack
Sometimes I pray for some good pot, sometimes I'd pray for a bowl
Sometimes I pray to God for sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll
Sometimes I'd do some mushrooms, sometimes I'd drop some cid
Sometimes I find myself doing things I wish I'd never did
Maybe I'm horny, as horny as a guy could be
I know it sounds crazy, but that's OK by me!
As long as I have my roach clip, as long as I have some good shit
As long as I smoke it up, we'll soon be heavin'
Yes, I would do anything for drugs, I'll even take a super toke
I would do anything for drugs, there's no limit what I can smoke
But I'll never touch that rock or even want to free-base.....a waste!
I would do anything for drugs, but I won't do crack
I would do anything for drugs, anything you've been snortin' up
But I won't do crack
But I'd never stop tokin' with you ever day of my life.....no way!
I would do anything for drugs, but I won't do crack
(repeat until vomiting occurs)
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Mikey Squirrel - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, my typo--- that should be 'crack' in the title. I have no idea what 'crac' is.
MrMacphisto - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... cool idea. I had thought of this too, but you beat me to it.
Insane Steve - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't like it. I give u a 500

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