I gave some moonshine to my wife
That's why she’s stum-bl-ing around
And she’ll just babble on all night
Then she’ll fall face first on the ground

I feel this has become a problem
Because now she says that she wants more
I swear this doesn’t happen often
And I’ll clean up the puke that’s on the floor

I gave some moonshine to my wife, yeah,
I made it from my basement still
And now I’m very mortified
I guess it wasn’t such a thrill

I should have known that she’d get plastered
Because she gets drunk off one beer
And she must think that I’m a bastard
Because all our friends thinks she’s very weird

I gave some moonshine to my wife, yeah
And now I wish I never had
She says she doesn’t feel all right
I think that batch she had was bad

I gave some moonshine to my wife…