CHORUS :
I ate too many hot dogs, my stomach's burnin' inside
I ate too many hot dogs, and that is no surprise
Well I had too many shakes, and I shouldn't had those curly fries

Said they were low fat, that was just a lie
Thought they were low fat, just like apple pie
Well my tummy's gonna burst and I think I'm gonna die

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Think I ate them too fast, that wasn't too smart
Yes, I ate them too fast, now I gotta fart
Well my bowels are-a-rumblin', It's gonna rip my ass apart

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