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Song Parodies -> "Going Out With A Weirdo"

Original Song Title:

"Holding Out For A Hero"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bonnie Tyler

Parody Song Title:

"Going Out With A Weirdo"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

Where has all my standards gone and where's my dignity?
Where's my smart-ass girlfriends to say he's no good for me?
Isn't there a limit on how much I can take?
Late at night I sit and regret of the mistake that I made

Chorus:
I met a weirdo, I'm going out with a weirdo from the other night
He's a little bit strange and he's slightly deranged and he's doesn't seem to be too bright
I met a weirdo, I'm going out with a weirdo I thought was Mr. Right
He's very bizarre and he takes things too far and he makes me fear for my life

Fear for my life

Sometime after midnight he calls me on the phone
Talks about his bellybutton, I wish he would leave me alone
Clothes pins on his nipples and likes to shave his feet
It's gonna take a restraining order to keep him away from me

(Chorus)
I met a weirdo, I'm going out with a weirdo from the other night

He picks his boogers and runs it through his hair
He's always biting at his knees
I could swear that he's out there somewhere stalking me
He belches out old Lawrence Welk songs
And he farts and he smells
I would dump him but I can't find no one else

(Chorus)
I met a weirdo, I'm going out with a weirdo from the other night
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Dumb Ass Kid - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Well written and superbly executed 555
Tristessa Baggins - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
that's not a real person, is it ?!
Ravyn Rant - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I dated a guy like that once. It was icky.
Sweet Indigo - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Strangely this reminds me of my last boyfriend. Still, when you're a weirdo you often date werdoes :)
Aae Jae - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
OMG! This was PRICELESS! LOL!
Agrimorfee - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Pretty darned funny. Very Arwenesque (extra points for writing in the POV of a girl--I'm only assuming you are a guy by your screen name)
Matthias - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with Aggy, very Arwen-like. I enjoyed it.
Phil Alexander - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Marvellous :-D (he says, as someone who wrote on a similar theme "Going out with a weredoe"... which is here: www.amiright.com/parody/80s/bonnietyler3.shtml )
tomario - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
very funny and well paced. The only thing i didn't like (and i'm surprised Agri didn't mention it !) is the (chorus) bits is nice if you change the choruses or at least write them in. 555
Lee O'Shea - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
This is Arwenesque. Very funny.
Arwen - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I saw my name on this one too many times to NOT stop by...=) Nice work, Mr. Squirrel. It could be my theme song. Found out today that I'm actually in need of a date for a work related event in a couple of weeks...so this weekend will probably be spent trolling through the weirdos to find me a winner...=)
Rex - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) However, belching out old Lawrence Welk songs is a big hit with the boys in the bar. Enjoyed this!
Ethan Mawyer - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Likes to shave his feet - going out with a hobbit? This was good.
bobpiecheese - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I agree with the consensus (is that the right word?) that this is very Arewn-esque. Very well done as well.
Below Average Dave - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Mikey Mikey Mikey, I really like your thinking . . .You had some grammar errors in spots, but your pacing was pretty good. I enjoyed the lyrics. Stay away from those Weirdos in the future. . .as Arwen knows--they are bad for ya:)
Guy - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC4 (G) Weird you think this one up at? Well done.
Agrimorfee - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4)Still weirdo-ic!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABCG) Already recently commented:)
bobpiecheese - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4G) See above, Senor Squirrel.
Matthias - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I remember reading this in the Disney round, and I agree with my previous self, this is very Arwen-like.
Kristof Robertson - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4-G) I'm KICKING myself that I missed this first time round, Mikey...solid gold humorous writing here; I've got a real soft spot for dating tales of woe. Bravo! 555+
stuart mcarthur - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Lawrence Welk gets a lot of bad press, and correctly so - this was beautifully paced and very funny with the detail, Mikey - 555

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