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Song Parodies -> "Lando's Confusion"

Original Song Title:

"Land Of Confusion"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Lando's Confusion"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

He must have flown a thousand ships, and taken many galactic trips
And then he saw the marching troops, now throwing him for a loop
Now did you hear the news today, they say the Falcon's come our way
Han and Chewie are his old friends, but now he's, betraying them
There's too many rebels, too many Imperials, making too many Star Wars
And this deal just keeps getting worse, tell me why this is Lando's confusion

This is the city he lives in (oh-ooh), and it floats right here in Bespin (oh-ooh)
Fly out, and you'll be proud (oh-ooh), and then stay here amongst the clouds

Oh, Vader went and made him upset, he gave Han to that Boba Fett
The empire, can't you see, is taking control of the city
We don't have much time to go and save Han, so stop choking him Chewie
"Cause this deal just keeps getting worse, can't you see this is Lando's confusion


It was a long time ago, ooh in a galaxy far away
When the ugnaughts would blast, tibana gas
And the sound of the chamber, as it froze your ass, in carbonite
He won't be coming back again, he'll soon join the rebellion
He's going to save his buddy's butt, from the clutches, of Jabba the Hutt
Too many droids, too many blasters, causing a whole lot of Star Wars
And this deal still gets worse and worse, now you see why this is Lando's confusion

Well this is the city he lived in (oh-ooh), but now he's evacuating (oh-ooh)
He'll take off in the Falcon, but don't forget to pick up Luke

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Obscure Reference - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Tag and Bink are Dead!
raddog20002002 - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! How about seeing my parody "Amidala", which is a parody of "Abacab"?
raddog20002002 - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you for the comment on "Amidala"! Soon after I wrote a comment about your Lando song, I wrote another SW parody, "Boy Who Grew Up To Be Darth Vader." Have you seen it yet?
Chris H. - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't want to look at the comments , that idiot Pacholeck has probably said something bad about the band. This idea was good. I hate you Michael , I want you to croak , please.

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