If there's one droid I can't live without, it's Artoo
He's a handy "lil guy to have about, with you

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You can be my Artoo Deeto
You can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my, be my Artoo Deeto

Isn't it wonderful to see two robots that make us smile?
And knowing that Artoo always saves the day makes it all worthwhile
You know that Threepio, he always seems to me to be such a pain
Artoo fixed the Falcon's hyperdrive while Goldenrod complained

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Oh yea, there he goes, that droid is a lot of fun
Oh yea, here we go as Artoo beeps
Wheeeoooo

I know that when I say this
Some may say that I'm a little screwy
But I think he's the true hero
Throughout all of the Star Wars movies
(And not a Skywalker)
If I was Luke and you were Artoo
I wouldn't care that you were just a short actor
Just to have you save my ass from that damn trash compactor
(Punch it)

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