Song Parodies -> Sellin' My Pet Rock On Ebay
| Original Song Title: | "Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay" |
| Original Performer: | Otis Redding |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sellin' My Pet Rock On Ebay" |
| Parody Written by: | Mikey Squirrel |
Sitting by my "puter screen, I'll be sitting here until I scream
Watching the bids come in, for a bunch of stuff not worth owning
Yeah, I'm selling my pet rock on Ebay, watching these dolts spend away
Selling my pet rock on Ebay, making cash
I left my job last weekend, bought a lot of crap that really stunk
I put them up for auction, just to see what morons buy this junk so
I'm just gonna sell my pet rock on Ebay, seeing who's dumb enough to pay
Selling my pet rock on Ebay, laughing hard
Looks like people will never change, nostalgic crap that's really lame
I don't judge what these people want to cling to
So I guess I'll just profit from their pain
Sitting here selling my mitt, and my Star Trek mugs and some Elvis shit
Two hundred thousand hits I will get, just to sell this stupid rock as a pet
Yeah, I'm selling my pet rock on Ebay, watching these dolts spend away
Selling my pet rock on Ebay, getting rich
Watching the bids come in, for a bunch of stuff not worth owning
Yeah, I'm selling my pet rock on Ebay, watching these dolts spend away
Selling my pet rock on Ebay, making cash
I left my job last weekend, bought a lot of crap that really stunk
I put them up for auction, just to see what morons buy this junk so
I'm just gonna sell my pet rock on Ebay, seeing who's dumb enough to pay
Selling my pet rock on Ebay, laughing hard
Looks like people will never change, nostalgic crap that's really lame
I don't judge what these people want to cling to
So I guess I'll just profit from their pain
Sitting here selling my mitt, and my Star Trek mugs and some Elvis shit
Two hundred thousand hits I will get, just to sell this stupid rock as a pet
Yeah, I'm selling my pet rock on Ebay, watching these dolts spend away
Selling my pet rock on Ebay, getting rich
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This is an excellent counterpart to Weird Al's "Ebay" song.
Okaaaaaay.................
Good one! If I had saved all the junk I had since the day I was born I would be rich. By the way, if you want a pet rock they are yours for the taking at Hermosa Beach. I must have a hundred.
Very clever!
Well done! One of my favorite oldies...555
Beats eBay's own TV-commerical parodies.
how do you listen to it???? is there somewhere i can listen to the song??
Kracking good tune!
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