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Song Parodies -> "Moldy Now"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me Now"

Original Performer:

Thompson Twins

Parody Song Title:

"Moldy Now"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

I realize now that Weird Al also had this same title that he plays in his concert parody medleys. I wrote my version long before.
I have some bread now, up on my shelf
A loaf of whole wheat and raisin and I'm saving it just for myself
Look at the color, all blackened and green
It's something I grew and I shouldn't show you "cause it's way too obscene

Oh, oh it's moldy now, it smells rude
It's breathing, and I think it moved, yes I saw it move

You say I'm a wacko, well that might be true
I'm experimenting with food that's fermenting and what it can do
So don't go in the fridge, you won't like what you see
There's some milk, cheese and meat that I bought way back in 1983


You ask if I'm lazy, what can I say?
My clothes are not washed, and I think that my socks are walking away
So perhaps I should clean up, yea, yea, and not be sick anymore
But it's really hard to give up my collection of fungus and spores

Oh it's moldy now (it's green and disgusting)
Ooh, it smells rude (it's not even worth discussing)
It's breathing (oh why is it breathing)
And I think it moved, yes I know it moved
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Olvan The Terrible - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Something that W.A.Y. would have written in his prime. Great job! Oh, and I'm a fan of TOS too.
linkdeath - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that was the most funny thing ever, im laughin SO hard i laughed my tonsils out....

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