Oh no, that's just piss
Uh huh, uh huh, you can get through this
Cause you can't go
Uh huh, uh huh hope you get through this

Cry out- behind the bathroom door, give up- your ass must be sore
And if you would only eat some bran, you'll understand
I hate you the way you groan, when you're sitting on the throne
And you're whining to me on and on, but you should know

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It's not gonna pass, it comes out as gas
You're straining your crack "cuz you can't relax
You're trying' too hard you look like a tard to me -- Tell me
Why you have to go and make yourself constipated?
I see the food you're eating and it's the stuff that I thought you hated
You know I warned you - and you push and you moan and you fart
And you try to poo but you can't turn it into - feces
Promise me the bathroom isn't desecrated - no no no

You go in, drop your pants, thought you, try another chance
For all you try and all you get, is pee, you're making me
Vomit, won't you strike a match, can't stand all the farts dispatched
You know you're not going anywhere, when you're aware

(CHORUS)

Cry out- behind the bathroom door, give up- your ass must be sore
And if you would only eat some bran, you'll understand

(CHORUS)