Song Parodies -> Wish I Had Hair
| Original Song Title: | "Wish You Were Here" |
| Original Performer: | Pink Floyd |
| Parody Song Title: | "Wish I Had Hair" |
| Parody Written by: | Mikey Squirrel |
So so you think I'm okay, with wigs and toupees?
Transplants and weaves?
Can you tell that my hair line, has gone too far back?
Yes, it's starting to lack
Do you think that's okay?
Don't you think that I tried, spray hair in a can?
My hat gives it balance, I'm just follically challenged
Without it I learned, my head sunburns
Make all the jokes that you want
With less hair I get more head
Now I wish, how I wish I had hair
I'm just so damned bald, feeling quite appalled
But I shouldn't care
Combing over the same four hairs
There's just not much there
The same ol' story, wish I had hair
Transplants and weaves?
Can you tell that my hair line, has gone too far back?
Yes, it's starting to lack
Do you think that's okay?
Don't you think that I tried, spray hair in a can?
My hat gives it balance, I'm just follically challenged
Without it I learned, my head sunburns
Make all the jokes that you want
With less hair I get more head
Now I wish, how I wish I had hair
I'm just so damned bald, feeling quite appalled
But I shouldn't care
Combing over the same four hairs
There's just not much there
The same ol' story, wish I had hair
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Well done take on Floyd, Mikey. But "With less hair I get more head" isn't too much to complain about. :) 555
I have a tape (off the radio) of Elvis in Vegas in '69, singing, "Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare? Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?" And he can't stop laughing. He can't finish the song. At the end, he says, "That's it, man, 14 years right down the drain, boy, I tell you." Then he rips into a fantastic version of "new record, just came out, uh, I hope you like it, uh, it's called 'Suspicious Minds.'"
(ABC3) My feelings about this havn't receded!
ABC3 - Good
(ABC3-W) A follicular frolic. 555
(ABC) "With less hair I get more head" ... and you get bald more, too. ;-)
(ABC3W) A bit like Paula Abdul here, Mikey...small but perfectly formed. 555
You're bald, Charlie Brown!
(ABC3-W) "follically challenged", "With less hair I get more head" and "same four hairs" were the HIGHLIGHTS of this cropped short hairody. 5s.
ABC- You sound like my brother... but he has lots of hair, just no facial or body hair.. Where as I am all manly... 5-5-5
(ABC) ha - brilliant idea, and you couldn't have done it better given the limited amount of OS lines available
One big complaint is that Pink Floyd has very few lyrics to work with, but this was beautiful. I too loved the with less hair means more head line! And I'm almost bald, just shaved my head, chicks dig it.
(ABC) Well, I wish there were line breaks...but hair-raisingly funny!
(ABC3) You need asshair!
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