I always have to change my pants, every time you're changing lanes
And then you're slamming down the brakes hard, and causing lots of pain
Got some traffic on the road, how many times have you been told
That you shouldn't drive a Pinto, because then you will explode
Got the keys, for the car, gonna drive it
Got your hands on the wheel, hope we'll survive it
All I want is a good seat belt
I always have to change my pants, every time you're changing lanes
Because those trucks are coming baby, and this ain't no game

Chorus:
(Without brakes) We're really screwed
Because we're going through the windshield
And we have no air bags too
(Without brakes) Can't stop this reckless ride
When cars and trucks collide

I don't wanna drive no more, I can't stand all the blood and gore
When we're driving down the highway, near those four by fours
You haven't got insurance yet, the road is slippery when it's wet
But you didn't use your high beams, now it's all a total wreck
Couldn't stop, didn't swerve, thought we'd make it
Engine dropped, "round the curve, we couldn't take it
All I need, is the jaws of life

(Without brakes) What can we do?
When we're spread out on the highway
And we lost a limb or two
(Chorus)

I always have to change my pants, every time you're changing lanes
Because those trucks are coming baby, look out (screech), oh no!

(Without brakes) What can we do?
When we're spread out on the highway
And we lost a limb or two
(Without brakes) It's not that fun
Now the ambulance is coming
Someone had called 9-1-1
(Without brakes) Can't stop this tragic ride
When cars and trucks collide