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Song Parodies -> "Life's Been Weird"

Original Song Title:

"Life's Been Good"

Original Performer:

Joe Walsh

Parody Song Title:

"Life's Been Weird"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

I have a hamster, I painted it green, his favorite actor, is Charlie Sheen
I sleep in bathtubs, my toe's in the drain, I have some birthmarks, I can't explain
They say I'm crazy and it's probably true
I like painting dog turd on the top of my shoes
Life's been weird to me so far
My macaroni is covered with soap, my Dad is a woman, Mom is on dope
I have a poodle, I shaved his back, I'm having picnics, on railroad tracks
I'm making web sites about Donny Most, I'm spreading car wax, right on my toast
So I got me a slinky and pretend it's a snake, I like anchovies, in my milkshake
I'm surprised I'm alive after all I have done (everyone say stupid – STUPID!)
I like to tickle myself just for fun
Life's been weird for me so far
I go to restaurants and order some socks, I make sand castles, in my cat's litter box
I dress up pickles and put on a show, everybody's invited, I just can't go
They saw I'm screwed up but I having some fun (everyone say oh yea – OH NO!)
I like being an ass in front of everyone
Life's been weird to me so far – yea, yea, yea
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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 20

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malcolm higgins - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
this one is trult off the wall.. my movie phone number is 555.. but they fell of the wall too, right into your vote holes. great work
Tim Hall - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job!
John Barry - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Surreal. 5s
Traf Gib - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Dumb Ass Kid - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM05) Welcome to the majors, Mikey! You are one of the more consistently brilliant writers I've seen. Your Yankovic influence really shows here (among others).
Tim Mayfield - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Imp-ressive stuff. 5's
Rick C - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM05) Wacky and wonderful!
Red Ant - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Welcome to the fold, Mikey. This is definately weird and quite likeable. Wish I could access the Jukebox to hear this but MP3s are not playing right if at all at the moment on my computer.
Charlie Decker - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Quirky...I like quirky. 5s
Mikey Squirrel - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Agrimorfee, Tim, Rick and Red Ant. Y'all sure know how to make a guy feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I'm still fairly new to this site (not to parodies, I've been writing since the 70's) and I don't know much about most of you, but I do know that there is a very impressive collection of talented parody writers here. I'm glad I found a place for my element and I thank all of you for your kind words that I'm trying my best not to go to my head. Red Ant.. My site does not have MP3s. It's not THAT kind of jukebox. That's just a name. All my parodies are written out for all to see. I guess the name is kinda misleading huh...
Red Ant to Mikey Squirrel - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
There I go assuming again. I thought by the site name and the number of parodies you have that it would be a MP3. I checked it out. You should get some of these recorded, hint-hint.
Scathe - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well done.
Adagio - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM05) DKTOS...good!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS or the artist, but I found an mp3 at the bottom of this page: It's kinda weird, is it the real thing or a cover?
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Mikey: What I meant to say yesterday was that judged from that page it seems to be a cover band's version, but since I never heard TOS I really can't tell for sure. - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Peter: Joe Walsh was one of the Eagles (and is one again). Try to track down the original version of the original version; it's great stuff.

And speaking of great stuff, this is a fun parody, Mikey. Hilarious, unexpected rhymes. And I can TOTALLY RELATE with everything you've said, except the Charlie Sheen bit. My hamster's favorite actor is Emilio Estevez.
Mikey Squirrel - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks guys for all the praise -- I'm blushing. Really. I guess the song I picked is not really well known. But I doooo love writing these silly parodies and plan to do more. Oh and Spaff, maybe some hamsters like the whole 'Young Guns" cast. My cat likes Kiefer Sutherland. Intresting... yet.. pointless..
John Jenkins - June 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well constructed absurdities, but what's wrong with anchovies in milk shakes?
Johnny D - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Now THIS is my kind of stream-of-altered-consciousness-parody-writing!
Arwen - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--this is great, Mikey...weird to be sure...=)
Stuart McArthur - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - that's the third hamster this week who's got a thing for Charlie Sheen - what's going on?

Donny Most, or Danny Most? now I'm confused - have to check out the website - love this wacky stuff, Mikey - I certainly know the OS, and this was a great take on it
Jeff Reuben - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--Very weird. As intended, made me laugh. Well done!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Uh-huh, so when does 'weird' come into play here? ;) Enjoyable and fun.

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