Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Cupboards That Are Made Out Of Pine"

Original Song Title:

"Lovers In A Dangerous Time"

Original Performer:

Bruce Cockburn / Barenaked Ladies

Parody Song Title:

"Cupboards That Are Made Out Of Pine"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

As my tastes grew weirder as the years went by
You'd never believe the stuff that I would buy
Back then you see my cupboards weren't so good
And now you're dazzled by the beauty of the wood
I've got cupboards that are made out of pine
Cupboards that I use all the time

The sleek design and shelving space
That really shows I have good taste
Hand carved handles right on the doors
Now all of my canned goods can be stored

I've got cupboards that are made out of pine
Cupboards where I keep all my wine
I've got cupboards that are made out of pine
Cupboards that I use all the time

I've got cupboards that are made out of pine
It seems like I'm dusting them all the damn time
It's so nice having a place to put all my food
Get to store all my movies and my CDs too

I've got cupboards that are made out of pine
I've got cupboards where I keep all my wine
I've got cupboards that I use all the time
Cupboards that are made out of pine

c copyright 2005 SquirrelbaitSquirrelbait Parody Jukebox

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   14
 14
 14
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

malcolm higgins - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I gave you fives for using one of our most useless songwriters ever, bruce cockburn.. how do you get the pronunciation "co-burn" out of an intense heat pain on your penis anyway???
Charlie Decker - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Cockburn is worthless, but the BnL cover is one of my favorite songs of all time. I'm listening to it right now. Major props for using it! 5s
Matthias - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds like a good Ikea commercial.
Agrimorfee - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Earlier I said that Mikey Squirrel's "Clogged Up Bottle" was the last mundane song parody topic to be done. I was wrong, and I giggled, even though DKTOS.
bobpiecheese - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Loveably quirky. 555 for you. And I think Agri's messed up who did what parody.
stuart mcarthur - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) ah, cupboards - they're so great I don't even mind the constant wiping - I usually wince at repetition of lines, but when the topic is cupboards, I can understand the dearth of material to use, so you're forgiven Mikey! - 555
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Very creative, I have never heard this OS before now, thanks for introducing it too me, nice Cupboards by the way.
Cat - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Maybe you should go into advertising! I'd buy cupboards from you. =D
Jeff Reuben - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, this was interesting, also my first time hearing the OS. And easily the best song about Cupboards ever =)

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/brucecockburnbarenakedladies0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 569