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Song Parodies -> "The Stripper Takes It Off"

Original Song Title:

"The Winner Takes It All"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Stripper Takes It Off"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

This is one I wrote quite a while ago, and needed to change for pacing and of course, for adult content. (See the original version on Whatfreaks here). My dirtier parodies always seem to be more popular, so enjoy!
I don't pay to talk
I just came to see a show
Though it's costing me
Twenty bucks you see
I've drank all my beer
I’m sure that she’s drunk too
Nothing more today
No more cash to pay

The stripper takes it off
The bouncer’s big and tough
Beside the big brass pole
She also bares her soul

I was near the stage
Getting a good view there
I figured I was close
Catching all her clothes
Music’s nice and loud
Touching’s not allowed, here
You’ll be out the door
If you try to score

The girls may throw their bra
The patrons stare in awe
And somewhere way up stage
Someone’s in a cage
The stripper takes it off
Her breasts look nice and soft
She shaved it all down there
Some guys like it bare

But when she does her act
The place is always packed
Some guys get aroused
Most are way too soused
I will take a chance
And get a table dance
Loosen all those straps
And wiggle on my lap

The judges will decide
Which girls they really like
Spectators of the show
Blowing all their dough
Kandy is on again
I like the way she bends
I just can’t get enough
The stripper takes it off

I don't pay to talk
I came to see them nude
And she’ll never quit
She’s come to shake her t*ts
I apologize
If I sound like a perv
Boobs, buns, legs and thigh
Now you can see why
When you see
The stripper take it off

The stripper takes it off

Yes the stripper
Takes it all off
See her shaking
All of her stuff

Skimpy G-strings
Frilly lace things
Girls and beer
I’ll be back here

Take it all off…
Written by Mikey Squirrel © 2008 Squirrelbait Productions
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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 15

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Johnny D - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Well isn't that their job, after all? ;-) ABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOO
MrMacphisto - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Quite revealing... 5-5-5
Peregrin - March 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Here's 3 x 5's down the g string!
UnKnownVo - March 03, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Sir Mike, ~Duke o'Squirrel~ for this risque scene.
Agrimorfee - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Painted a pretty picture. Would have loved to have a story with a funny surprise ending here, but the sub for the title was sheer genius.
Peter Andersson - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Agneta Fältskog was once judged to have "the hottest ass in show business", now she's our new Greta Garbo and hardly ever shows her face outside the door, she's even fallen off the paparazzi grid for being to hard to get at (someone tell Britney it can be done). As for the parody, how can I not approve, very good use of the original.
Matthias - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Man, Mikey when it comes to dirty humor you've got your mind in the right place. This and "Making Love In The Men's Bathroom Stall" have to be my favorites of you.
Guy - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM-FEB08) - Love Abba songs and this is a brilliant write. I don't think I have ever seen anyone do a parody on this one. Great pick and humorous subject matter.
Michael E Cormier - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Who doesn't like strippers, beer and g-strings? Me ex wife, that's 5s
Max Power - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Strip down
bobpiecheese - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I kept expecting my Dad to appear over my shoulder whilst reading this one, or worse - my Mum. This kinda topic isn't really my forte, but it was great nonetheless.
Red Ant - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
As much as I like sex and all things related to it, I've never gotten into strippers.. I guess that's b/c I think them merely a cocktease. I liked this parody though, and imagining ABBA singing these lyrics made for some interesting visuals. You're a Master Pacer, Mikey. =)
wannabemustangjockey - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm more into dragstrips though, if you know what I mean : P (and no, not the male kind >.< ) Nice work on this.
Below Average Dave - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Not into strippers at all (and that's because I know what that profession is like) . . .but very good job, and it's just funny thinking about a sappy ABBA song with these lyrics.
Phil Alexander - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
You seem to know an awful lot about how it works, Mikey.. ;-)
Jeff Reuben - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Great title sub...and at least it's not the bathroom again :) Seriously, well done, this made me laugh.
Jack Wilson - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
This was HILARIOUS,5s
Invisible Boy - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny. My, you're a precocious one, aren't you ? How have you learned about all of this ?

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