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Song Parodies -> "Somebody's Eating My Cheerios"

Original Song Title:

"Spirits In The Material World"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Somebody's Eating My Cheerios"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

There is no cereal on the table, I like a breakfast that is stable
Now I'm willing and I'm able, not to have another bagel

Seems somebody's eating my Cheerios, somebody's eating my Cheerios
Somebody's eating my Cheerios, somebody's eating my Cheerios

Don't want no Froot Loops or Weetabix, You can keep your Corn Flakes and your Trix
And that All-Bran gives me the shits, why can't I just enjoy my breakfast?


I wish I knew who was in my cupboard, and who would go through all that effort
Stealing whole wheat O's is absurd, they took the prize inside and that hurts

Eating my Cheerios, eating my Cheerios, eating my Cheerios
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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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Agrimorfee - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Mikey--what about Life? (hehe) I'm a little disappointed in this one.434
Royce Miller - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
If you run around with squirrels, you might find your cereal gone.
MrMacphisto - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Catchy... in that squirrelly kind of way... Have 5 bowls of Clusters.

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