There is no cereal on the table, I like a breakfast that is stable
Now I'm willing and I'm able, not to have another bagel

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Seems somebody's eating my Cheerios, somebody's eating my Cheerios
Somebody's eating my Cheerios, somebody's eating my Cheerios

Don't want no Froot Loops or Weetabix, You can keep your Corn Flakes and your Trix
And that All-Bran gives me the shits, why can't I just enjoy my breakfast?

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I wish I knew who was in my cupboard, and who would go through all that effort
Stealing whole wheat O's is absurd, they took the prize inside and that hurts

(Chorus)
Eating my Cheerios, eating my Cheerios, eating my Cheerios