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Song Parodies -> "Dealer"

Original Song Title:

"Blind Man"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

I took a course in marijuana, I went to rehab for DT's
I sold some stuff I didn't wanna, even sold my Star Wars CD's
But it's all for some grass, or maybe even some 'cid
He could have some Gold Seal hash
I was an old stoner who had to do what he did

Until I met my, dealer...who taught me how to toke
My, dealer.....who would always puff and choke
He was a, healer.....who always had some shit to smoke
Because here comes a joint and we'll be tokin' all our worries away

I've had some bad trips that I'm not proud of
Some drugs are never what they seem
I need some good stuff that I'm out of
I thank God that this isn't a dream


The way some drunks chug their whiskey and drink all their bottles dry
I'll be getting us a 'lil frisky and if you don't wanna do it, yeah
I think I'm gonna cry
Don't make no sense sparkin' doobies, there's too much bloodshot in our eyes

Because here comes a joint , I'm gonna light it up
Ain't no doubt about it.....It's gonna fuck you right up
c 2005 Squirrelbait Squirrelbait Parody Jukebox

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