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Song Parodies -> "Liposuction"

Original Song Title:

"Hyperactive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Thomas Dolby

Parody Song Title:

"Liposuction"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

At the tender age of twelve, I was living in a hell
Just because I ate way too much junk
Should have known I was too big, I was eating like a pig
And my parents knew I had the chunk
But today I'm outta luck, think I need a tummy tuck
'Cause I'm overweight (I'm overweight)
With no willpower at all, and my high cholesterol

They are sucking out my fat
And they're sucking out my fat
And they're sucking out my fat
Won't stop sucking out my
Making me feel bad

Liposuction from my gut
Liposuction from my butt
Liposuction from my who knows what
And pretty soon I'll be thin

Excrements out on the floor
Sausages from yesterday
Meats, sweets, lots of treats
And I'm trying to be discreet
'Cause I really love to eat
I'm having a Big Mac attack
I'm having a Big Mac attack
Whopper, Whopper with cheese

They can cut into your flesh
And make one hell of a mess
They will clean it up
Stick the tubes right in your fat
And suck out all of that crap
Now you're trimming up
But there's nothing I can do
'Cause I weigh a ton or two
And I just won't exercise
And I'm eating too much fries

Liposuction from my gut
Liposuction from my butt
Liposuction, lose this double chin
Liposuction from my thighs
Liposuction, is it wise?
Liposuction now I'm nice and thin
c 2005 SquirrelbaitSquirrelbait Parody Jukebox

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Johnny D - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Love it! 555 --- and my favorite line, because it matches the corresponding original line so closely in rhyme and meter --- is "I'm having a Big Mac attack " !!!
Rick C - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Gotta agree with Johnny D on this. Fun to sing along with the OS too! 555
Mikey Squirrel - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Johnny D and Rick C for not only the comments, but for remembering this forgotten 80's song.
Arwen - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM...I don't know the original...but the Big Mac/Whopper bits made me smile...=)
Agrimorfee - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Havne't heard this one in a loooong time. Your concept fits well with it.
Adagio - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, but it reads well.
Larry Hensley - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, but it's funny.
John Jenkins - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, particularly the "gut/butt/who knows what" grouping.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) ^ Pretty much what everyone else has already said. Funny stuff.
EmiLoca - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above.
Dominic L. - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM-DKTOSBFP (Don't know original song, but funny parody!)
Red Ant - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Uh, this reminds me of those medical procedure shows on TV that make me cringe, but very good rhymes. Exercise is overrated.
Peter Andersson - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - I had to track down TOS, but it was worth it, very good work here.
Phil Alexander - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Super - have to admit, it was much better than I was expecting (liposuction didn't seem to fit the OS, till I started reading - it worked very well) :-)
Johnny D - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Spaff.com - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Tell me about your childhood.

More kudos for "gut/butt/who knows what." Also the "willpower at all/cholesterol" line (even though the line right after it seems to have been sucked away.) And the Big Mac and Whopper lines fit really nicely with the original's, don't they? Funny stuff, Squirrelbait.
Adam Eccleshall - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Sorry.. DKTOS, but a good read
Claude Prez - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
What everyone else said; nice read. Never heard the original though.
Tim Mayfield - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Thomas Dolby has a unique style, I have found I can't listen to his stuff and work at the same time. I like this parody. 5's
Rick C - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Still fun.
Rex - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) LOL!
Dee Range - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM. DKTOS, but very funny, Great visuals of the Intestinal contents.
Kristof Robertson - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I had GREAT fun singing along to this!! Bravo...555
Agrimorfee - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Still supersized in the funny.
stuart mcarthur - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) "I overeat because I'm depressed and I'm depressed because I overeat - it's a vicious soicle!" according to Fat Bastard. Ah well, imagine how many Big Macs you'll be able to fit in after the liposuction Mikey...mmmmmmmmm - 555
Red Ant - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked this a lot better the second time around, Mikey. Darkly funny.
Invisible Boy - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
This really sucked...in a good way. Now I'm hungry.
Matthias - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Of course there's always dieting and exercising, but who wants to do that? Good job here Mikey!
Kristof Robertson - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC3L) See above. Hard to pull off something original when it comes to fat parodies, but you've found a very singular angle, Mikey.
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very interesting original song to target Mikey, and talented write . ..pretty cool.
Cat - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Yikes! You're very brave to be going under the knife like that...as for the OS, I think I'll be sticking with "She Blinded Me With Science," but this was a good job.

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