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Song Parodies -> "You Suck For Not Learning About Doris Roberts"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stand So Close To Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"You Suck For Not Learning About Doris Roberts"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Bad teacher,the subject
Of judging Doris' name
Rick Norton was angry
Douglas Bild's very lame
That blonde girl,touch her hair
That girl was filled with rage
Now she said "you are gay"
This girl is half his age

You suck,you suck for
Not learning about Doris Roberts
You suck,you suck for
Not learning about Doris Roberts

Your friends are not jealous
You know how bad girls get
I hope it's really easy
To be the teacher's pet
Temptation,frustration
Those who just fight further
Wet bus stop,dry levy
In a scary weather

You suck,you suck for
Not learning about Doris Roberts
You suck,you suck for
Not learning about Doris Roberts

Back talk in the classroom
Who hurt Rick Norton's heart?
Strong words in the staff room
Douglas Bild may just fart
It's no use,let's ask her
There is no parody
On Doris Roberts,yes
You are an enemy

You suck,you suck for
Not learning about Doris Roberts
You suck,you suck for
Not learning about Doris Roberts
You suck,you suck for
Not learning about Doris Roberts

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Agrimorfee - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
??????.http://www.cnn.com/2000/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/08/emmy.doris.roberts/
Laurence Dunne - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This was awful
The Police - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
No, we are not the band you are parodizing. We are the awful-parody police. Please scoot away from your computer. Anything you say will not be used against you since it probably has bad rhyming, terrible pacing, and subject matter including that of Sesame Street, Power Rangers, and/or Alvin and the Chipmunks. You will definitely be proven guilty under the court of awful-parodies.
Christie Marie M - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, you must really hate Doris Roberts with a passion!! What do you have against her anyway?

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