Song Parodies -> "Liu Kang"

Original Song Title:

"Roxanne"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Liu Kang"

Parody Written by:

Pixton-Chuck-Cox

The Lyrics

Roxanne = Liu KangLiu Kang is a Shaolin fighting monk from the popular video game franchise Mortal Kombat. He has taken too many blows to the head and he now thinks he is a cross dressing Dutch prostitute.Hit it:

Liu Kang
You used to be awesome in a fight
Those days are over
And now you sell your body every night

Liu Kang
Wears a dress that doesn't fit quite right
Walking makes you look funny
I guess your corsets done up to tight

Liu Kang
Why would you put on red tights?
Liu Kang
That lingerie just isn't right!

Liu Kang (get out of those red tights)
Liu Kang (it's just a grotesque sight)
Liu Kang (get out of those red tights)
Liu Kang (it's just a grotesque sight)
Liu Kang....

You did kung fu since I knew you
You could beat folks black and blue
You had fists just as strong as steel
And you've the pubic hair of a 13 year old boy

Your pecs are too big for a B cup
And you look creepy in that make up
I've told you once, you're completely round the bend
You're in a bad way

Liu Kang
Why would you put on red tights?
Liu Kang
That lingerie just isn't right!

Liu Kang (get out of those red tights)
Liu Kang (it's just a grotesque sight)
Liu Kang (get out of those red tights)

In the words shang tsung "your soul is mine"

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.