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Song Parodies -> "I'm playing SMASH TV"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stand So Close To Me"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"I'm playing SMASH TV"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

This good game, this subject, of violent fantasy
I'm playing, not badly, like what i want to be
Arena, no way out, 2 players on this case
Fighting evil, getting toasters, in 1999 space.

I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing SMASH TV

Many prizes, like toasters, is what i'm gonna get,
It's not so, very easy, and i ain't soaking wet
Mutoid Man, Die Cobros, I just don't wanna cry
Scarface, Evil MC, bosses are the reason why

(repeat chorus)

Get money, Get prizes, I always try and try
Strong willing, good killing, how high can my score fly?
2 joysticks, no buttons, don't turn your head and cough,
3 mazes, no kidding, i'll finish each one off

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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Kristian - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
dunno the song but the games ruled good to see another retro gamin junkie
Olvan The Terrible - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFL! Only thing that would have made this parody better was if you would have somehow worked in "that big pineapple cart."

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