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Song Parodies -> "Drunken Sports Nuts"

Original Song Title:

"Driven To Tears"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Drunken Sports Nuts"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Don't you realize that you are responsible
For attacking a referee
What is the reason to streak across the field
Confronted by Andy Frain Security

32 Beers!
32 Beers!
32 Beers!

See Super Fans in the stands, they really get my goat
Their complete existance is reduced to one big tailgating party
Every week some mullet-headed guy
Ends up as the joke story iin Sports Illustrated Magazine
Act up for the cameras, eat lots of junk food
This is what they drink

32 Beers!
32 Beers!
32 Beers!
(Whooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa! Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!)

Grotesque, juvenile, yet all of it is true
The freak geeks of the sports world
This is what they do

32 Beers!
32 Beers!
32 Beers!
32 Beers!
32 Beers!
32 Beers!
Copyright 2004, Agrimorfee

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Mr. X - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Wouldn't "32 Beers" be a more acceptable title for this, since that's the phrase you seem to repeat?
... - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah I don't see the phrase "drunken sports nuts" anywhere.
Agrimorfee - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Because using "32 Beers" as the title gives away the joke, the humor of the new words. (Weird Al does the same thing, with songs like "The Plumbing Song", "A Complicated Song" and "The Saga Begins"). When I started writing this parody, I had no intention of writing a song solely about Sports Fans, but I've already written many songs about general drunkenness and wanted to try a new angle--the words, rhythm and brevity of the original helped make it work this way. In the end, I also wanted to let readers know that this song wasn't just about beers and drinking. Thanks for the vote!
Mr. X - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay then...whatever.
Below Average Dave - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Well, Agi, you know I'm always fair, your past two rounds have been. . .amazing, but this one. . .it's a bit of a let down. . .I won't say it's a total bomb, but then I know this topic was far from your favorite of choices, so I will let it slide as you are one of my favorite writers on the site.
tomario - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
as with johnnt d in the feb sotm this is quality but short on quantity can't fault your talent 555
Wolverine - April 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) I have never [hic] had a beer at a game. 555
bobpiecheese - April 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Short, sweet, and bloody hilarious! Classic traits of an Agri parody.
Matthias - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't think I "wasted" my time drinking in all of the tales of these mishaps
Michael McVey - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds like what led to that brawl in Detroit a few years ago.
Jack Wilson - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome, loved it!
Urbina - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Matthias - May 11, 2014 - Report this comment
This one is an moldie oldie. I remember running the first Ages of Amiright contest back in the day. Back when Below Average Dave existed and was a big contributer to contests and helped people record their songs. It was a nice time for Amiright and seeing this parody brings back good memories. Really not much else I can add about the actual parody itself through. Short, sweet and to the point.
Blaydeman - May 12, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) Matty said it all, very simple and fun, but not much else. I enjoyed it, but I know you've got better material.
Jeff Reuben - May 13, 2014 - Report this comment
Old school, I think I saw a video that could have gone to this song on ESPN last night.
bobpiecheese - May 13, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above...I guess, this wasn't as hilarious as I seem to have thought it was back then. Still good, but not really a stand-out.
Abbott Skelding - May 15, 2014 - Report this comment
Not bad, I've never heard the OS before (as I'm not huge on The Police), but this was pretty okay. Like Matty said, short, sweet and to the point. Overall, a solid spoof.

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