Song Parodies -> Dudley Dursley's A Fat Material Boy
| Original Song Title: | "Spirits In The Material World" |
| Original Performer: | The Police |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dudley Dursley's A Fat Material Boy" |
| Parody Written by: | raddog20002002 |
Since Dudley Dursley is always a overweight bullying brat who wants to get his own way, like bitching about presents every birthday, we should call him a fat material boy. This is about the beginning of "Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone." This is a view from Harry. I gonna come up with "Ghost In The Machine" about "The Sorcerer's Stone."
I am stuck in a muggle nation
The Dursleys give me abusion
Dudley's fits put me in confusion
He watches too much television
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material boy
Dudley chose to yell and scream
On his eleventh birthday
To him, it really seemed
That he did not enough presents
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material boy
(While the middle music plays, Dudley and Uncle Veron have a talk)
***Dudley***:
How many presents are there?
***Uncle Vernon***:
36
***Dudley***:
36?!!
***Uncle Vernon***:
Well, many presents are big.
***Dudley***:
I DON'T CARE HOW BIG THEY ARE!! I WANT THE 37TH!!!
(Then, I continue singing)
When I was at the zoo,
I ruined Dudley's birthday
I'm locked up in the cupboard
I get no food for seven days
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material boy
The Dursleys give me abusion
Dudley's fits put me in confusion
He watches too much television
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material boy
Dudley chose to yell and scream
On his eleventh birthday
To him, it really seemed
That he did not enough presents
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material boy
(While the middle music plays, Dudley and Uncle Veron have a talk)
***Dudley***:
How many presents are there?
***Uncle Vernon***:
36
***Dudley***:
36?!!
***Uncle Vernon***:
Well, many presents are big.
***Dudley***:
I DON'T CARE HOW BIG THEY ARE!! I WANT THE 37TH!!!
(Then, I continue singing)
When I was at the zoo,
I ruined Dudley's birthday
I'm locked up in the cupboard
I get no food for seven days
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material-
Dudley Dursley's a fat material boy
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Dammit! I was suppose to put in "boy" instead of "-."
You also missed "get" in line 12. No matter. Not a perfect parody, but it's a hard song to parody. It's a proper introduction to the storyline nonetheless (although Harry wouldn't know what a muggle was yet). As always, take your time with it, and good luck!
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