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Song Parodies -> "Every Other Thing She Cooks Spaghetti"

Original Song Title:

"Every Little Thing She Does is Magic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Every Other Thing She Cooks Spaghetti"

Parody Written by:

metaphorsbwithu

The Lyrics

I was in the check-out line the other day when the check-out girl saw a birthday card I was buying and said she was giving her boyfriend Fruit Roll-Ups and a cheap card for his birthday. I laughed and said that when you're 18 that's all you need. It reminded me of being young and how when girlfriends had limited domestic skills abck then it didn't seem to matter much. Come to think of it, it still doesn't ... much.
EVERY OTHER THING SHE COOKS SPAGHETTI

Though I’ve never been a gourmet
And I’ve eaten things that weren’t very smart
Every time she smiles and serves me
Hear my stomach growl
Just try to play my part

Every other thing she cooks spaghetti
Every other dish just makes me hurl
Even though my love is strong I tell ya
Yeah, I shake my head but she’s my girl

How I just would like an omelet
Or some waffles, pancakes, bowl of cream of wheat
It’s a small enough request but
It’s only leftovers that I'll get to eat

Every other thing she cooks spaghetti
Every other dish just makes me hurl
Even though my love is strong I tell ya
Yeah, I shake my head but she’s my girl

I resolved to teach her how to cook my favorite dish
A nice cream sauce warm oozing off pecan encrusted fish
But I’d hate to hurt her feelings
Long before I say the words
Long before I speak she’s smiling
Little smudge right on her nose

Every other thing she cooks spaghetti
Every other meal just makes me hurl
Even though my love is strong I tell ya
Yeah, I shake my head but she’s my girl
Yeah, we'd eat that Ragu anytime.

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Guy - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
This is one spaghetti bender who wouldn't mind eating pasta several times per week as long as it's done right. If a you get a tired of the spaghetti, have her make a you some a pasta fazoo. Minga munga munga. Ciao e cinque.cinque cinque.
Mark Scotti - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm of the same mind as Guy. I could alternate from Pizza to Spaghetti every day fro the rest of my life. Great write, though. I'll have 555 helpings...
blackjack21 - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Shades of early marriage meals. 555 jars of Ragu.
Christie Marie M - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Really served up well, Forsby! I'm starving now! Mamma mia! Here's a large plate of spaghetti with 555 meatballs! Mangia!
Fiddlegirl - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Cooking is *easy*... all you have to do is use your noodle! ;)
metaphorsbwithu - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
@ Guy - Well, you know that song was very much tongue-in-cheek. :-D

@ Mark - Oh, I could do that too for several days. Not forever, though. Thanks for v/c.

@ blackjack21 - Sounds like someone who speaks from experience. ;-)

@ Christie M M - Thanks! That's all I heard growing up: "Eat!" :-D

@ Fiddlegirl - Now that's pasta limit! ;-)
Mama Mia - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Now you be a nice a boy and a eat a all youm pasta so you cana grow big and a strong like a il Papa. Moto bene!
Jonathan - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
5 meatballs 4 slices of garlic bread and 5 brussels sprouts on the side!
AFW - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I like spaghetti...and I like this parody
Guy - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
There are spaghetti weterns so why not spaghetti parody?
Phil Alexander - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
:-)

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