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Song Parodies -> "Porkers Are All Doomed"

Original Song Title:

"Walking On The Moon"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Porkers Are All Doomed"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Sties in, kept, for meals to make
Porkers are all doomed
Fine slop thine piglets slake
Porkers are all doomed
Abbatoir means sever…
Porkers are all doomed
Meet their fate together…
Porkers are, porkers are all doomed

Pork is found in your house
Porkers are all doomed
Pork gets served in your house
Apple sauce-festooned
Bacon rinds at breakfast, found
Porkers are all doomed
Eat on Egg McMuffins, round
Porkers are, porkers sure are doomed

Mmm! Love Babe
A herder of sheep all day ? No way!
Have another slice, I say, some save
The crackling for ‘nother day, yummay!
A hammish array!

Sparing ribs won’t luau grace
Porkers are all doomed
I’ll pop a shank in face
Porkers are all doomed
Put in snout an apple
Porkers are all doomed
Serve ‘em with pineapple
Porkers are, porkers are all doomed

Sau-sage - yea!
Let’s pickle those feet away; buffet!
(But if it’s Rabbis they say: pigs ‘way!
And Allah might say: No way! Chew - nay!)
Let’s braise or souffle!

Heat it up…
Heat it up…
Heat it up…

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Total Votes: 12

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alvin - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
hate the this...especially liked "apple sauce festooned"
John Barry - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
AFW - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Very tasty to the chops...
lilGreatLaker - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Pork chops from Omaha are the best, at least my ~GreatLaker~ relatives always said so, due to the cornfeeding ?? PS: try cranberry sauce (homemade, Wisc. grown) It' s preferable to applesauce!! This write makes me hungry for it right now, Sir !
Below Average Dave - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Certainly not PETA fans:) (Fifty ways to Piss off PETA still in my head. . .) The Egg McMuffins line caught me off-guard, loved it--except that now I'm kinda hungry. . .Hawaiian Pizza it is!
mandamoo - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Get some pork on your fork. Chop, chop ! It's always baffled me how they get the bacon to be round on those McDonald's muffins...?! Love the Babe reference ! Funny :)

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