-> "Porkers Are All Doomed"
Original Song Title:
"Walking On The Moon"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Porkers Are All Doomed"
The Lyrics
Sties in, kept, for meals to make
Porkers are all doomed
Fine slop thine piglets slake
Porkers are all doomed
Abbatoir means sever…
Porkers are all doomed
Meet their fate together…
Porkers are, porkers are all doomed
Pork is found in your house
Porkers are all doomed
Pork gets served in your house
Apple sauce-festooned
Bacon rinds at breakfast, found
Porkers are all doomed
Eat on Egg McMuffins, round
Porkers are, porkers sure are doomed
Mmm! Love Babe
A herder of sheep all day ? No way!
Have another slice, I say, some save
The crackling for ‘nother day, yummay!
A hammish array!
Sparing ribs won’t luau grace
Porkers are all doomed
I’ll pop a shank in face
Porkers are all doomed
Put in snout an apple
Porkers are all doomed
Serve ‘em with pineapple
Porkers are, porkers are all doomed
Sau-sage - yea!
Let’s pickle those feet away; buffet!
(But if it’s Rabbis they say: pigs ‘way!
And Allah might say: No way! Chew - nay!)
Let’s braise or souffle!
Heat it up…
Heat it up…
Heat it up…
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