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Song Parodies -> "Don't Stand (So Close To Us)"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stand (So Close To Me)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Stand (So Close To Us)"

Parody Written by:

Stella

The Lyrics

A teacher
The subject
Of schoolroom tragedy
His clothes smell
So badly
A shower is what he needs
His trousers are humming
His armpits really smell
Bookmarking, without breathing
It makes the lesson hell
Don't stand so
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to us
Don't stand so
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to us

Dried sweat in
The armpits
You know how bad that gets
Sometimes it gets
Unbearable
Especially when the smegma sets
Suffocation, pollution
So bad they want to die
The bell sounds
They're waiting
The door opens and then they fly
Don't stand so
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to us
Don't stand so
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to us

No air in
The classroom
To breathe they try and try
Strong words in
The staffroom
A can of deodorant flies
It's too late
He sits down
And takes his trainers off
Just like being
In a gas chamber
They all choke and cough
Don't stand so
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to us
Don't stand so
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to us

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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MrMacphisto - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Smegtastic... 5-5-5
TJC - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Great work... and I'm sorry these fives are so close together... '555'
Below Average Dave - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
"They all choke and cough" Oooh Man. . .that sounds like a dreadful experience, almost like my bus rides. Pretty spot on with pacing, and funny. Have to be honest that it got a bit repetitive like the original song does, and changing up a little here and there could put this over the top, but nothing to take off points for--good job.

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