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Song Parodies -> "Flashing Me A Moon"

Original Song Title:

"Walkin On The Moon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Flashing Me A Moon"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

For those brave girls who try to moon, BUT SHOULDN'T!!!!

Giant cheeks for me to see. Flashing me a moon.
I pray your pants don't free. Making a full moon.
A-Hole looks quite weathered. Parting of your moon.
Hold your cheeks together. Cover up cover up that moon....

Hoping that you de-louse. Cleaning up real soon.
Rather flash from your blouse. Gawking, chest baloons.
Cheeks are flopping on the ground. Flabby jelly moon.
Panties came from lost and found. Hiding in hiding in your moon....

Why, today? I'm hoping my lunch will stay.
I pray. You give some thought next display.
They, will say. Shouldn't see the light of day.
Behave. Your cheeks put away.

Pachyderm size cheeks I see. Flashing from your moon.
How do your legs not break. Carrying that moon.
Flesh goes on forever. Surface of your moon.
Not your best endeavor. Flashing me flashing me your moon....

Wide, display. I'm thinking anchor's away.
Whale day. Pants stretched at the seams tight stay.
Buns, away. Squeeze them back in to stay.
We pray. You take time to shave.

(Pull them up)
Copyright 2010

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Old Man Ribber - September 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark - Quite an expose'! 5-5-5 for baring it all! ;D
John Barry - September 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Eclair de la lune.
Mark Scotti - September 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Showing...NOT mooning....my thanks to John & OMR!!
Below Average Dave - September 21, 2010 - Report this comment
This happens quite a bit in my area (well unintentional mooning anyways)
Mark Scotti - September 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave!!
AFW - September 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Ass-tronomically correct
Mark Scotti - September 22, 2010 - Report this comment
"Observing" your wonderful comment, AFW, THANKS!!!
Tommy Turtle - October 10, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS, (or any of that band), but quite graphically "painted". Being a turtle who hangs around beaches, the illogical sale of thong bikinis in size XXL pretty much provides a constant show of what you so aptly described.

Old saying: "If you got it, flaunt it".

TT saying: "If you got too much of it, cover it!!" ... See if these 555 yards of fabric will do the trick. :)
Mark Scotti - October 11, 2010 - Report this comment
"Thongs" and thanks to you, TT!!
Blaydeman - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) I second the your view! Good job Mark!
Mark Scotti - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment
"Flashing" you some thanks, Blaydeman!
Below Average Dave - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment
see above . . . its a bit simple, but then again funny doesn't have to be complex (hence why Whoopie Cushions made someone a very wealthy man. . .)
Agrimorfee - April 13, 2011 - Report this comment
(Abc) not my favorite Police tune, so you made this OS a bit more bearable with this moon shot!
Mark Scotti - April 14, 2011 - Report this comment
"Unveiling" thanks to BAD & Agri!
Abbott Skelding - April 20, 2011 - Report this comment
ABC: Great work Mark! This would go along nicely with my "Brain Damage" parody called "Wrong Side of the Mooned"!
Mark Scotti - April 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Abbott...LOL...a "double cheek" hit!!!
D-Mon - April 23, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) I guess you could call that a "Full Moon" HA!
bobpiecheese - April 24, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) One of the few times that DAT ASS could be used in a negative way, I guess. Wording was a bit odd in places, but look who's talking. Nice job here, 555 for you, sir!
Mark Scotti - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment
A quick "flash" of thanks to D-Mon & bobpie!

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