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Song Parodies -> "Tox Anne"

Original Song Title:

"Roxanne"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Tox Anne"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Tox Anne
She just wants to go under med knife
Wants bold make over
She just wants to pare her body to excite

Tox Anne
She now likes to wear her face too tight
Chiseled cheeks look funny
She will scare little ones and friends take flight

Tox Anne
She just had to go under med knife
Tox Anne
She just had to cut out the old life

Tox Anne
Add on an inch height
Tox Anne
Redo and re-write
Tox Anne
Add in some lucite
Tox Anne
Suck out and make light
Tox Anne
Add on and put right

Amazing how her boobs grew
They’re size of German V-2’s
She once was swell, now no sex appeal
And her nose resembles Illinois

I know she did a tum tuck
Today she pumped her rump up
Bubble buns
Booty's massive append
Reaches Bombay

Tox Anne
Now she has to stay home in daylight
Tox Anne
Now she has to go under med knife

Tox Anne
Once was a lass nice
Tox Anne
Went under knife thrice
Tox Anne
Botox and slice, dice
Tox Anne
Thought she would en-tice
Tox Anne
Paid only list price

Tox Anne…
A lady who once looked like brute
Decided one day "I'll be cute"
She went under knife
And now has new life
She's candidate hopeful named Newt.

More radical surgery can be found at The Blogging Baker.

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AFW - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Fine spoofing of make overs
Andy Primus - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Hilarious - reminded me of Jocelyn Wildenstein. If you don't know who she is, take a look at these photos - they'll crack you up.

http://plastic-surgery-costs.com/ehalpofe-jocelyn-wildenstein-wiki/
John Barry - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Great title. Much better than the OS.
Patrick - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I've had an idea for a similar song, which this one just reminded me of. Have you heard of those nutty women who have their make-up tattooed on their faces? Bet I know who will like your reference to V-2 nose cones. Her nose looks like Illinois is funny. She wanted to look like a famous celebrity, but I don't think it was Abe Lincoln.
WarrenB - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks all, and if you want to see one of the more harsher consequences (and that's putting it mildly), check out Andy's link.

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