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Song Parodies -> "Order Of The Phoenix"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Order Of The Phoenix"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

"Synchronicity" has five syllables and "Order Of The Phoenix" has six. So what?!!! I think this would be a good choice for a parody. Know why? Because someone has faith in me by suggesting that I write an entire parody album of Synchronicity about Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix.. "Order Of The Phoenix" would be a good start to the album. By the way, this parody is my seventh HP song.
With magic to expose
Harry knows
Order of the Phoenix

He and Cho never danced
They start romance
Order of the Phoenix

He lives with some dumb Muggles
They're all mean and horrible
He hopes for a miracle
He tries to save a Muggle
From the dementors' evil
His magic is flexible
Then he gets in big trouble
Underage magic's illegal

He sometimes has nightmares
Even worse dreams
Of Cedric Diggory

In this book, you might think
What Harry thinks
Order of the Phoenix

Ron and Hermione
Are friends with Harry
Order of the Phoenix

The elf heads on the walls
In a hall
Order of the Phoenix

Harry's scar is so wide
But it hides
Order of the Phoenix

Those dementors all cause
To sicken Dudley, without any pause
Order of the Phoenix......

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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raddog20002002 - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh shit! There wes suppose to be a one repeat or something of lines 7-14. Though, the real song lyrics on two or three websites don't have it. But I heard it on my i-Pod this morning.
Agrimorfee - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Ok, then, you took my suggestion to heart! Good luck. I have to be first though to say that using the 5-syllables against the 6-syllables is still a bit hinky. The rest of it is very good, though. If you take that wee bit more care, you could be garnering 555s. Carry on, my wayward son.
raddog20002002 - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Agrimorfee and that was very thoughtful of you to call me a nice name by getting it off of a Kansas song! :)

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