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Song Parodies -> "Can't Stand Your Parodies"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stand So Close to Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Stand Your Parodies"

Parody Written by:

Elena M.

The Lyrics

DISCLAIMER: Please note that this is NOT about anyone in particular, just an idea that I had, so take heart. If you insist, let's say it's about me. ;-)
The website, I'm reading,
This song is really dry.
You think you're, so clever,
But your lyrics make me cry.
Low votes and, no comments
You don't seem to have a clue.
You're no good so, just face it--
No one is reading you!

Can't stand,
Can't stand your
Can't stand your parodies.
They're so bland,
So bland it's
So bland it's not funny.

I can't follow, your story.
I think you have missed a page.
I hope that you, will never
Take this one on the stage.
Frustration, I've lost patience
Those words are so random
Seems like you, write filler,
Just to get your song done.

Can't stand,
Can't stand your
Can't stand your parodies.
They're so bland,
So bland it's
So bland it's not funny.

Compete with, the rest of us,
To keep up you try and try
You keep posting, you're so jealous,
Of that Malcolm Higgins guy.
It's no use you're, no poet,
Can't seem to make a rhyme.
I know it's not so easy,
To keep the pace in time.

(Please don't post more parodies)
Can't stand,
Can't stand your
Can't stand your parodies.
(Please don't post more parodies)
They're so bland,
So bland it's
So bland it's not funny.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   4
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User Comments

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Adagio - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good, Leah!! 5's
Johnny D - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh 5's
Leah Lockhart - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny and Adagio!
Diva - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I think we have all thought this, at one time or another. Some writers actually improve, as they submit and read other authors parodies. Sometimes, I get a pleasant surprises from people with low votes, or few comments. =)
Leah Lockhart - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I was surprised that I hadn't seen it... and I'll be the first to admit, my earliest attempts were pretty lame. For the most part, everyone on this site has at least a few winners! ;-)
Michael Pacholek - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I stand, I stand and, I stand and give you fives.
Leah Lockhart - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Michael. For a secong I thought you were going to make a rhyme and say "threes!"
Claude Prez - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, how dare you. Everyone is equal here, even the crappy ones. Shame on you. Seriously, I thought the part about filler was particularly insightful.
Leah Lockhart - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude, you all know I mean it in fun! And ironically, the filler line was the last verse I wrote, kinda filler in itself!
Steven Cavanagh - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Gee, I hadn't come across your songs before :-)
Paul Robinson - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Leah, hadn't seen this one before. Nice job.
Serafina - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I just came across this one; gotta say, it was good! Pacing was slightly off in a few places, but overall it was great. Nice job. :)
Krudmonger - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
ROFL! I've only read about a dozen parodies on this site, but so far this one is my favorite! ':D Excellent job.

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