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Song Parodies -> "I'll Be Stalking You"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I'll Be Stalking You"

Parody Written by:

Jed the Gay Redneck

The Lyrics

Every step you take
Every move you make
Every law you break
Every drug you take
I’ll be stalking you

Every single day
Every line you say
Every role you play
Marissa Tomei
I’ll be stalking you

Oh, can’t you see
You’re a celebrity
Photographs I take
Of every step you take

Every song you make
Makes the girls all shake
They think you’re great
Justin Timberlake
That’s why I’m stalking you

Since I saw you on Without a Trace
I sneak around to photograph your face
I look around to make certain that it’s safe
Watching you from just outside you’re place
I keep trying, Paris, Brittany, please...

Oh, can’t you see
Angelina Jolie
I watch you as you wake
I can see you’re boobs! They’re fake!

You lost a lot of weight
When you gave up cupcakes
Not much on your plate
That’s right, Ricki Lake
I’ll be stalking you

Saw you by that lake
Kissing Robert Blake
While I was stalking you

I’ll be stalking you...
I’ll be stalking you...
I’ll be stalking you...
I’ll be stalking you.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 6

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   3

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Michael Pacholek - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Wish I'd thought of this one. Wait a minute, I did: "Indiscreet Where You Live." And if you saw someone kissing Robert Blake, you might want to tell the police -- the non-Sting boys in blue. It might be a matter of life and death! And if you're going to stalk Timberlake, I hope it's to liberate Jessica Biel.
Kristof Robertson - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Can't give you all 5s, Jake...the pacing was pretty iffy in places. And although this is not the most original idea, you did a pretty good job with it. 454

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