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Song Parodies -> "Talking Like A Loon"

Original Song Title:

"Walking On The Moon"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Talking Like A Loon"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

[instrumental intro]

Listen to this song I make
Talking like a loon
You'll say, "Give me a break"
You won't get one soon
This goes on forever
Pointless, silly tune
You look good in leather
Why don't you come up to my room?

[brief instrumental break]

Sitting there on your couch
As this song we ruin
Your patience has run out
List'ning to me croon
You're so tired of this sound
Blood pressure; it zooms
Now your head begins to pound
We don't stop; your mood turns to gloom

Some may say
These lyrics are really lame
To see us the fans still pay
Oy vey!
A boring, dumb song we play
You pray
That we'll go away

[instrumental break]

Lyrics here are all half-baked
Fed to you on spoon
Running out of rhyme's; it's late
So I'll use "raccoon"
Does this song end, ever?
Tuesday, around noon
We think it's so clever
You hock a "loogie" in spittoon

Can't explain
Why DJ's still do play
They may
Simply just have no brains
Or they
Like causing you dismay
But, hey
You'll hear it all day

[out to end fade]
[where OS goes "e-yo-yo-yo" substitute, "and here's some more"]
Listen Schmucks
Yeah, this sucks
Makes us bucks
Way too much
In a rut
Drives you nuts
It's a dud
Clear as mud
At least no smut
You say, "What?"
Kiss my butt
I'm a putz
Bite me, bud
Say, "Nyuck, nyuck"
Life is rough
Pointless stuff
You say "Ugh"
sit on duff
we make sh*t up
gee, aw shucks
things in flux
lotsa yucks
hockey pucks
Daisy Duck
Had enough?...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Adagio - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice one, Paul. 5's
Paul Robinson - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pat ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
i can never get enough of your inspired lunacy
Paul Robinson - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
and that's a good thing, alvin, because it seems I have a lot of it left over from people who think I've given them way too much of
2Eagle - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
With the way singers enunciate you can't understand a word they are saying.
Paul Robinson - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe that's a GOOD thing, 2Eagle...thanks! ~ ~ ~
Meriadoc - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Somehow I get the impression you don't care for the OS...? ;-)
TJC - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm with alvin on this one... you were really on a roll with that last stanza!
Lionel Mertens - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
You talk a goon too. Here's some 5's so you won't beat me up.
Kristof Robertson - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Especially liked the outro, Paul. Is this about anyone in particular? 555
Stuart McArthur - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
well, I was actually just about to say "nyuck nyuck" Paul, but I won't now you've ordered me to - and yup, the dictionary is now all out of "oon" rhymes - very playful and a nice send-up - 555
Paul Robinson - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Mer - now whatever could give you that idea...actually, it all started when I bought a "Greatest Hits by the Police" album...I wanted to get some more parody material and I knew I liked a couple of their songs...they oughta use a "Greatest Hits by the Police" as a Torture device...they use just a WEE bit of REPETITION in their songs, don't they? lol...Kristof - glad you liked the's really what makes this piece work, I think, although I like the way the earlier verses worked out...but you know you've got to pay to produce this kind of...ahem..."Art"...I had to listen to the OS and count out the number of "Keep it up"'s to know how many outro lines to write...actually there were about 3 more tiny "keep it up"'s at the tail end of the fade, but you really couldln't hear them. I figured 25 was enough...Stuart...had a few more left in reserve..."dragoon", "lagoon", "lampoon", "shampoo", "tampon" won't work...sorry...HEY...but what if they made a NEW PRODUCT...extra-extra BIG Tampons...and then called them "Tampoons" to emphasize the size...I think that's a helluva marketing idea...of course, I'm a little twisted...Thanks again to all ~ ~ ~

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