Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Message on My Cellphone"

Original Song Title:

"Message In a Bottle"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Message on My Cellphone"

Parody Written by:

Marshall Coffey

The Lyrics

Just the other day,
My wife she did text me,
Please bring home eggs and bread,
TP and some coffee

More and more messages
Than any man can bear,
They show up on my cell,
Right through thin air

I get an sms from my wife
I get an sms from my mom

They hope that someone gets their
They hope that someone gets their

Message from their cellphone.

A year has passed,
and now I have learned T9,
But I should have known from the start,
It could save me time

Sent a text to my boss,
a raise would be really fine,
and help keep my cellphone bill,
from being late all the time

I sent an sms to my boss
I sent an sms to my bro

I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my

Message on their cellphone.

Now everyone in the world,
is texting everybody they've seen,
A hundred billion messages,
Coming up on our screens

And I remember when,
We used to talk on our phones,
A hundred billion times,
In network or when we'd roam

I sent an sms to myself
I sent an sms to the world

I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my

Message on their cellphone.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   3

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Stephen Harrington - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
555, well wrote. ^___^
Larry Hensley - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Fun parody, 555's

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 749